Skip to main content

Kimchi Wannabe

Someone who is obsessed with Koreans/Korean culture. (and isnt korean) That person might even try to learn Korean, make a korean name for themselves, and indulge themselves on anything korean like music (Big Bang, BoA, se7en, epik high, Rain, Wonder Girls), dramas (My Sassy Girl, Il Mare, Windstruck, JSA, A Millionaire's first love), food (Soju, kimchi, bul-dak, tang-su-yuk), etc.

Also, the person will be obsessed with Korean celebrities (for example, Rain Bi, Jyeon Ji Hyun, Seung Ri, Ji Woo Hyun, etc) and will want their significant other to be Korean.
Conversation between Kimchi Wannabe 's
Girl: annyeong haseyo, stephanie! Did you watch the ending of My Sassy Girl?! It was so cute!

Girl 2: My name isnt stephanie anymore, remember? It's Park Jun Ae! And I saw drama 20 times. Did I tell you how much I love Rain Bi?! I want to do him so badly. WE NEED TO GO TO KOREA.

Girl: SARANG HAE! <3 (^___^)
by ashreeayjun June 20, 2009
mugGet the Kimchi Wannabe mug.

kimchirator

A second refrigerator, containing a lifetime's supply of kimchi. This Kimchirator, is usually found in the home of every Korean family in the whole world.
Hey, Soomin, could you go get uhmma some kimchi from the kimchirator please? Thank you.
by Will. I. Am. July 21, 2008
mugGet the kimchirator mug.

Kimchi

the answer to all of life's problems.
I hate my life. I could use some kimchi right about now.
by secret ninja kimchi December 29, 2011
mugGet the Kimchi mug.

Kimchi Farts

The noxious gasses that originate from someones posterior when they consume Korean spicy pickled cabbage. Also known as Kimchi.

A recipe for disaster. Cabbage, spiciness and a wide range of bacteria that have been fermenting for months.
Sakiko's been on the Kimchi again. Just make sure you don't go in the toilet right after her, those kimchi farts will kill you.
by Kimchimakesmybutthurt May 5, 2018
mugGet the Kimchi Farts mug.

kimchi taco

when a girl smears sriracha on her tits and the guy licks it off
"Man, I would so let Ryan Higa give me a kimchi taco! Or even a kimchi sausage taco!"
by asianbooty December 16, 2013
mugGet the kimchi taco mug.

Kimchi Bubble Blast

When a Japanese Prostitute queefs into a bubble blower allowing the Kimchi Queef bubbles to fly directly directly into your mouth.
Bob: Did she try to give you a Kimchi Bubble Blast?
Dave: Yeah man, I didn't like it so I gobsmacked her in the cooter.
by ojnojib January 16, 2019
mugGet the Kimchi Bubble Blast mug.

Kimchi Handjob

1. When an act of penile masturbation results in the owner of the fleshy appendage feeling "sour" or "spicy" - usually because of mechanically induced hyperkeratosis lesions on the giver (and subsequently on the receiver) of the manual stimulation. This assault on a friendly weapon can result in the penis looking like a plate of kimchi.

2. When one uses Kimchi as lube before doing the five finger knuckle shuffle
1. "Seth went home with that hot chick that works down at the docks and she gave him a kimchi handjob - his monster is raw."

2. "Oh, that mixed smell of fermented napa cabbage, daikon radish, scallions, Korean red pepper powder, fish sauce, fresh ginger, garlic cloves & salted shrimp? Yeah, that's my junk. Last night I got a Kimchi Handjob."
by Dr. Michael Mancini August 30, 2013
mugGet the Kimchi Handjob mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email