hips of kilometers

Big sexy Hips

Damn girl you have some Hips of kilometers!

by Stupid people that are Mexican February 4, 2018

giveafu*kometer

A device for measurement of exactly to what degree one gives a fu*k (or not!) about any particular activity/comment/person etc.

Oh, you are the 4 Square Mayor of JFK Executive Lounge? That really doesn't register on my giveafu*kometer.

by HoweD July 15, 2010

Kilomet

kilomet

Not quite the word kilometers - but close. The distance is 999 meters.

I ran 999 meters - Almost a kilometer

by Tucow27 January 12, 2021

I'm kilometres ahead

The European/rest of the world version for the famous "miles ahead of you".

Miles = US
Kilometres = Europe and Rest of the World

Gamer A: I'm kilometres ahead of you, there's no chance you'll catch up now.

Gamer B: We'll see about it in a second.

by Anon12576343 April 26, 2011

kilometre

the proper way of spelling "kilometer"

guy 1: dude this hot chick is inviting me to her house!
guy 2: nice! how far is she?
guy 1: i dunno, a few kilometers
guy 2: ...you mean kilometres right?
guy 1: ...what?
*insert sounds of ass beating*

by hey italian man! September 15, 2023

kuklometer

A unit of measurement to describe 1,000 widths of Adrian kukaj

“Ayo how far the Arby’s?” “It’s only 4 kuklometers away”

by Adrian Kukaj May 15, 2023

Sexually Identified as Kilometers per Second

If you've never texted in your entire life the the letters KMS put together stand for Kill My Self.

1. Hey bro I'm gonna KMS.
2. No way, I'm sexually identified as Kilometers per Second!

by My sexual identity is KM/S October 22, 2018