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killmeihavenolife

an author who tries to imagine that he didnt have sex with big bird. Trust me he did in fact find out why they call him big bird. Then he has huge orgies with chuck norris, daniel tosh, the band oasis, ron jeremy and an alien with a dick bigger than any dick you have ever seen (STOP LOOKIN AT DICKS YOU HOMO) then he gets gay with jesus. KILLMEIHAVENOLIFE IS A SPERM DUMPSTER
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by killmeihavenolife21 March 15, 2010
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Kilometerage

1) The distance, in kilometers, from point A to point B.
2) The amount of recorded kilometers a vehicle has driven.
What's the kilometerage on this Ferrari?
by Cybio November 9, 2003
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Val Kilmer

Noun. A very talented actor who could have reprised his role for Batman and Robin. Recently appearing in Alexander. He is the epitome of the cool guy.
See: badass, fox, talent
Val Kilmer is the best actor to grace this planet.
by Gabriel C. September 2, 2005
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barse per square kilometre

the amount of barse per square kilometre, SI UNIT. related to barse vinegar
When Barry and I walked into the club in Amsterdam, the barse per square kilometre was unusally high and we only added to it.
by Johnny Donoghue June 20, 2022
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Kilmeedy pint

When you are having a pint while waiting for the taxi, once the taxi arrives down it, order another one and down that one before getting the taxi. That second one is the kilmeedy pint.
Lad the taxi is here. Get that kilmeedy pint inside you.
by PelicanacileP August 14, 2018
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killmebitxch

killmebitxch just posted!time to liek it cause their so funny and coool lol! 😍🤪🤩

omg killmebitxch just turned on q and as! tome to ask a wiestion!🤩🤩😋😋😂😂
by Hvffhjj March 8, 2021
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