kife

To take or steal. Variant of kipe.

I was low on money so I was forced to kife a box of Twinkies from the 7-Eleven.

by Chris Charles December 09, 2002

kife

in reference to female homosapien

look at that kife over there!

by Anonymous September 07, 2003

kife

Most definitely in reference to young ladies around SE London, UK, in the 1950s -- not very polite!

"Caw, that's a nice bitta kife."

by Paul October 18, 2003

kife

A common mispronunciation of the word "kipe."

'kipe' definition: to steal, pilfer, or swipe something of small value

If fading use. primarily regional to the American Pacific Northwest. From the Old English "kip", menaing "to snatch" or "to take hold of". Probably originally from the Old Norse "kippa", meaning to "to snatch", "to tug on", or "to pull on".

Joe: Don't kife my beer. I'll be right back
Jane: I think you meant to say kipe, and I'll guard it for you.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, Jane.

by forthegoodofeducation1944 June 30, 2011

kife

shit, garbage, rubbish, useless

That idiots speech was pure kife.

by Teddy Buttons February 08, 2003

kife

To steal, pilfer, or otherwise take what is not yours.

Dude, I kifed a cheese bowl from Red Lobster.

by moog May 13, 2005

kife

inadequete in quality
lacking quality

the marijuanna i bought was kife

by juicy j May 13, 2005