Kife

A sharp vagina - usually crusted-over and filled with scabs.

1: "I heard Christine has a kife dude."
2: "Damn, now that I know she has a crust-filled, flaky snatch I don't want any part of that."

by Kife Bacon March 1, 2012

Kife

Some that is utterly disturbing or disgusting to someone.

Carl asked Jimmy "How did that girl taste?" and Jimmy replied "Damn dude, she was Kife."

by Kife Licker May 31, 2010

kife

To steal or plunder

Kifing is the secret to life.

by stephen May 24, 2003

Kife

Top Vagina or Fit Girls

theres some sweet kife out tonight

by vacmanrulz October 7, 2011

Kife

Great grossness, disgusting, ick.

John showed me 2girls1cup the other day. It was so kife.

by lifelikezombie March 10, 2009

kife

A fairly specific word of limited application, it refers to the foreign matter (pine needles, leaf bits, bugs, poleen, etc.) that collects and floats in drinking water or soup or tea or coffee while you are camping. You strain or skim it off before you ingest the good stuff.

Tea's ready, hon! You'll have to skim the kife off yourself, but don't worry... it just adds extra vitamin K.

by Cluin February 28, 2004

kife

Terms used by teenaged drug addicts refering to a bad toke off a joint. This usually results in sever coughing

Man that joint was kife.
That bong blows nothing but kife.

by Balls007 July 31, 2003