Kiel

A name of a redneck white guy who is genetically probed to being unlikled. He is unable to talk to women and has a mass of appx 2 black holes (has never seen 2 black holes if u know what im sayin)
Kiel has no game (he smells funny)
by LukIamyourfather February 4, 2024
mugGet the Kielmug.

The city of Kiel

The city of Kiel, won a competition sponsored by Nintendo last night. Every hobo on Earth ejaculated 100 gallons of semen within 24 hours in celebration of Kiel’s victory (Yes, I mean EVERY hobo, including your distant aunt from Tel Aviv).
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy October 27, 2021
mugGet the The city of Kielmug.

Kiele

Kiele is cool and good at soccer. Everyone likes her, especially Emerson!
by Bina the cutest November 20, 2021
mugGet the Kielemug.

Cowardly Kiel

Someone unwilling to stand up for themselves or loved ones. Always takes the easy way out.
We knew he was a cowardly Kiel when he sat complacently listening to those around him denigrate his family.
by On A War Path Wife June 4, 2020
mugGet the Cowardly Kielmug.

kiel (kale)

whats kiel (kale)?
a twink.
by miuimu May 14, 2023
mugGet the kiel (kale)mug.

Kiel

Possibly the dumbest fucking way to spell Kyle. Annoying as fuck and horrible at video games.
I wouldn't want to be a kiel v; XD
by XXOMWTFYBXX October 24, 2019
mugGet the Kielmug.

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