A Dirty Kristopher is when you and a sexy ass jawn lick both sides of a dirty 1962 penny butt ass naked while your spirit animals ascend from the Astral Plane and intertwine into a yin yang swirling above your heads before you both straight doodoo on yourselves.
by Buttermilk Dopeness April 7, 2020
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kristopher is so hot and good looking.
by krisdaguy October 15, 2020
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by RAWR123451 June 30, 2011
Get the Khristopher mug.Proper Noun: The pretentious version of "Christopher", most often seen used by pubescent goths, hipsters and other egocentric failures desperate to make themselves different.
"Dude...you misspelt your name."
"Nah, I changed it to Kristopher."
"You daft sod."
"Kristopher? Bloody hell, your parents really couldn't afford an abortion."
"Nah, I changed it to Kristopher."
"You daft sod."
"Kristopher? Bloody hell, your parents really couldn't afford an abortion."
by sub-sonic December 17, 2011
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For some reason, despite the fact that he's batshit crazy, girls are attracted to him, and stalk him frequently. They dig the mysterious, lonesome poet actor look, I guess.
For some reason, despite the fact that he's batshit crazy, girls are attracted to him, and stalk him frequently. They dig the mysterious, lonesome poet actor look, I guess.
by theREALprinceofdarknesss October 16, 2011
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Person 1: ONNNN MEEE, JACOP IS SO FUCKING GAY
Person 2: Why are you so loud
Person 3: He’s acting like a Khristopher
Person 2: Why are you so loud
Person 3: He’s acting like a Khristopher
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