kristopher

kristopher is a very tough guy and he gets and the grass in the world but he is very funny and he should be a stand up comedien and he has a very normal amount of friends. he plays alot of video game and he is very good at the video games. also he is so hot, but dont tell anyone i said that. ;)

kristopher is so hot and good looking.

by krisdaguy October 15, 2020

Kristopher London

A tall basketball youtuber, who is kind of fake tbh.

Kristopher london a capper.

by Mowaffles September 5, 2021

Khristopher

A guy who likes big gay musicals and goes nye nye nye all day long.

Khristopher stinks

by RAWR123451 June 30, 2011

Kristopher

Proper Noun: The pretentious version of "Christopher", most often seen used by pubescent goths, hipsters and other egocentric failures desperate to make themselves different.

"Dude...you misspelt your name."
"Nah, I changed it to Kristopher."
"You daft sod."

"Kristopher? Bloody hell, your parents really couldn't afford an abortion."

by sub-sonic December 17, 2011

Kristopher Arnold

The sexiest guy around. Probably one of the best actors I know, even if he has a few mental disorders. Very attractive and humorous.

For some reason, despite the fact that he's batshit crazy, girls are attracted to him, and stalk him frequently. They dig the mysterious, lonesome poet actor look, I guess.

Tyler: Kristopher Arnold is fucking tight.

Nate: Yeah, Kris is pretty cool for a backstabbing dick.

by theREALprinceofdarknesss October 16, 2011

Khristopher

Someone who is severely autistic and cannot Communicate very we'll. As of a result he tends to scream, sing very terrible, or spit out racial and or homophobic s slure. This can also be a combination of all

Person 1: ONNNN MEEE, JACOP IS SO FUCKING GAY

Person 2: Why are you so loud

Person 3: He’s acting like a Khristopher

by BigNibbaOnCampus December 8, 2018

Kevin Kristopher Kruise

An imaginary boyfriend made up by a completely insane 15 year old questionably female individual. Kevin is from a family of 6-12 children, all of which are boys, and he has/had an indentical twin brother who commited suicide.

Kevin can also be used as an exclamation when something is completely rediculous or fake.

"That chick's boobs are so fake."
"Yeah, Kevin Kristopher Kruise is realer than those."

by Heidi Brenntmann March 30, 2009