Kerm

A kerm is a lame , corny , ham a*s person

“Stfu kerm “

by vLoneHBK- December 28, 2022

Doing Kermit

The action of getting high by licking toads/frogs covered with hallucinogenic chemicals

"Toad licking" is also known as: "lilly-padding", "frenching the prince", and "doing kermit"

by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005

Calm it kermit

named after Kermit the frog.. from the Muppets.

for someone who's stressing out big time.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN

oi jezza calm it kermit!

by jammersthejam July 24, 2010

kermicide

The act of killing a frog.

Miss Piggy got pissed off and committed kermicide.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 18, 2005

Kharma

Kharma is the type of girl everyone wants to be friends with.She is funny, cool, smart,Nice and caring.She will always be there for you.If you have a secret she will be the one to listen and not tell.If your ever stuck in a problem she will always be there to talk to you about it and give advice.She never wants to get people mad and always try to make things better.She is not shy and fun to be around you are lucky if you have Kharma as a friend.

Omg it’s kharma!

by Fluffytail June 12, 2020

Kermit the Frog

Lovable green frog of the Muppets gang; Is also a pretty sick nasty pirate.

Kermit the Frog: Hello evryone!
Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*

by heathiekins October 8, 2008

Kermitface

The look you have on your face when there are no words to describe how you feel because someone says or does something incredibly stupid, hilarious, or unbelievable. In it's most perfect form it looks exactly like Kermit the frog's face.

After seeing, and disregarding, a sign reading "Do Not Enter", Jeff drove his car up the exit ramp of the parking lot, over the security spikes, then complained to his co-workers about having 4 flat tires. Upon seeing and hearing this, they all kermitfaced Jeff for his stupidity.

by KermitCPhT March 16, 2014