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khaki boner

The event in which the zipper area of your khaki shorts or pants appear to create a boner. It's easily spotted and very embarrassing as it only is and illusion and not an actual boner.
Everyone laughed at his extremely large khaki boner.

As soon as he sat down the khaki boner.
by TDKB March 9, 2011
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Khaki Fag

Someone who wears khakis to impress girls
"Did you see mike today?" Said Phil.

"Yeah he's wearing khakis to impress the girls." Said John.

"What a Khaki Fag!" Said Phil.
by cantdye2nightmmmman January 18, 2014
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Khaki Diem

(verb)
1. To take every day, grab it by the horns, wrestle it down to the ground and make it call you daddy
2. To, on any given day, behave like a khaki-clad military man
3. To never walk away from any situation thinking “If only I had…”

(noun)
1. A day on which you wear khakis
My friends entered me in a hot dog eating contest, so I decided to Khaki Diem.
by rock throckmorten September 3, 2009
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khaki jungle

Occurs when the clothes dryer wont fully dry khaki shorts, and you're stuck hanging them up all around the house.
John: Hey man, whats going on in here?
Will: Dryer won't dry my pants all the way, so I had to make a khaki jungle.
by willembahh May 18, 2013
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khaki shart

When a man named Fin tries to fart, but excretes greasy poop out his anus, through his underwear, bleeding through his khakis. Not knowing of his serious poo foul he parades around town showing off his khaki shart to everyone in small town Ohio. Being the cheapskate that he is, upon discovering his monumental shart error, he tries to rinse out and remove the shart stain from the khakis in his kitchen sink only to be caught by his wife. As punishment for wasting a good pair of khakis, Fin's wife banished him to sleeping on the basement couch for two weeks.
Fin ate Mexican for lunch which created a gassy bubbling in his stomach. He tried to fart, but it was a shart. The shart stained his khakis being known worldwide as a khaki shart.
by CRE10 November 14, 2013
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Khaki Brigade

When military personnel who are usually in a lower ranking runs drills for fighting fires gets over run by the senior military personnel in charge to put out a real fire.
Petti officer: "Well, here comes the Khaki Brigade out to steal the fire we trained for."
by Scorpio Reverie July 13, 2020
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Khaki Sanding

1.) An activity between two co-workers who are both trying to get a quickie in at the Office.

2.) An action that involves keeping your pants on, and success may only be achieved by wearing strictly khaki colored khaki's.

3. When a caucasian male gets a sunburn with the intention of becoming tan but instead of a bronzie brown completion the caucasian male peals and remains a pale caucasian male.
Hey man, I was in my cubical bout 5 minutes ago and saw Double D Dolores and stretchin Gretchen "khaki Sanding" on Tonto.
by NOTORIOUS_ NATE _615 April 4, 2021
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