Keegan Vance is a man, although his looks will fool you. He looks like a man although looks as though he hasn't hit puberty. Keegan Vance has a nerdy look and typically has glasses, he probably was bullied as a child which results in him bullying kids. Keegan Vance could play nice although decides his anger to get the best of him. He acts like a child and has a lot of anger controlling issues. Keegan Vance is usually unathletic and spends most of his days doing academic studies and other things to keep him busy. He typically will have nothing to do because he does not have many social interactions and has no friends of his own age. Keegan Vance is usually the man who sits with younger kids for lunch. Keegan Vance is also quite fat and is just a general asshole. Good luck to someone marrying a Keegan Vance.
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by A14428 July 28, 2018
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