Keokuk is a small town in Southeast Iowa located at the convergence of the Des Moines and Mississippi rivers. Keokuk was named for the Sac-Fox Indian, Chief Keokuk. Keokuk was once a proud, bustling community of over 17,000 persons. Now it is but a shell of its former self. Just over 10,000 people now call Keokuk home. Unemployment rates are high and anyone who gets an education generally leaves town and never comes back. The school system is eroding, city streets are in disrepair, and healthcare services are meager at best. As more and more factories close and semi-intelligent individuals leave town, the results of years of inbreeding in Keokuk will become more apparent. Eventually Keokuk's population will probable level off at around 2,500. Everyone one in town will be related and there will only be 5-6 surnames in the phonebook.
by Wiseman July 13, 2006
Get the Keokuk mug.by n0bby January 27, 2004
Get the kewlkeed mug.by Mark 4 August 23, 2007
Get the keiokuk mug.Apart from (apparently) being a character in an anime, Keyoke is a samurai-type guy in a book by Raymond Feist.
by Ssonic December 21, 2004
Get the keyoke mug.NOT the murderer of Angel Melendez.
Whoever wrote the first entry was sorely mistaken.
DJ Keoki was, at one point, the boyfriend of Michael Alig, the guy who later murdered Angel Melendez.
Keoki was part of the late 80's/early 90's New York Club scene, and was also one of the original "club kids".
He is still DJing to this day.
Whoever wrote the first entry was sorely mistaken.
DJ Keoki was, at one point, the boyfriend of Michael Alig, the guy who later murdered Angel Melendez.
Keoki was part of the late 80's/early 90's New York Club scene, and was also one of the original "club kids".
He is still DJing to this day.
by DJ Dawna Darko September 8, 2006
Get the keoki mug.
by Rena December 29, 2003
Get the Dodge like Kerok mug.