Kevinism

Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin Mahaney. Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is the Bush´s baked bean can. The religion is very common in greater Cincinnati. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming ramen noodles. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

Kevinism is the only religion anyone should follow.

by Will Golden November 19, 2018

Kevinism

Kevinism is the best religion ever. It is a religion dictated by thy almighty Kevin Karakas for all eternity under the Prophet Emil's name.

Person A: What's Kevinism?
Person B: STFU uneducated bitch.

by Prophet Emil September 13, 2021

kevining

The act of stupidly smiling and staring off into space, while lazily giving two thumbs up. Originated by KROQ morning radio DJ Kevin Ryder.

Person 1: Did you see that guy Kevining over there?

Person 2: He looks like such an idiot.
Person 1: I know, he's doing a great job, right?

by mgonzo46 September 7, 2012

First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.

The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

by Saint Axel December 9, 2021

kevinism

Political and Religious movement at SDA. Anti Republicans and democrats because they are both missing the point of life. Pro humanitarian and maintaining animal and plant life, but not vegetarian, ...man was meant to eat meat.

All men in this believe must follow man law, or you are a girl.
Girls don't have to follow man law but they may if they choose.

Happiness and living in the moment are necessary as well as a high self of steam and contentness with yourself.

Generally members of this believe believe that the government suck.

you must also love waffles!!!!!

Kevinism is :The offspring of James Bond, Mr. Davidson, and a female hippie (we need a girl in there somewhere).

by Kevin Brice May 11, 2008

kevinism

Kevinism is a lifestyle designed by Kevin in the late 20th century. Thousands have caught on to this brilliantly amazing way of living and are now stabbing people by the 10's.

I will drown you in a hot pot of coffe while stabbing you in the foot and eating pizza.

by Kevin duh you retard December 7, 2004

kevinie

Kevinie is a very hype person the one to laugh a lot and be scared to do bad things she would be the one to seem funny but come out a little to aggressive she would be the one to light up every room she is the brightest person in the world and scared to talk to her crushes she to announce her issues to some body close to have only two true friends in her life to find so many boys cute but like that certain one to tell her friend that people talking about her/him she would be the helpful person ever and love to organize and had certain perks in the word and always wins about life. She cares most for her family members and her true friends

Did it get bright all of a sudden oh look kevinie just walked in.
Why is it dark now oh kevinie is gone

by Purplebraceface18 April 22, 2019