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kellogging 

The act of taking an epic yet blissful dump, which is composed of roughly 99% fibre as a result of gorging on special k.
kellogging... the solution to constipation and runny early morning post-coffee shits
kellogging by CAVECORE December 15, 2009
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kelp tape 

Drinking a beer while taking a piss, providing the sensation of a single stream of liquid flowing through your digestive system.
Dude 1: Ima take a leak brah.
Dude 2: You wamme hold yr beer?
Dude 1: Nah brah ima kelp tape it.
Dude 2: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
kelp tape by fightswithbears June 12, 2018

Kellon Ya3ne Kellon 

A phrase used by the Lebanese protesters to indicate that ALL parties that played any role in the Lebanese government for the past 30 years are unwanted.

Although some political parties believe that they are not targeted by this movement and are joining the protesters, in reality they are only protesting against themselves.
Kel el zou3ama yalli bel solta sera2in, bass "hayda" ken mnih.

La2 ya habibe, Kellon Ya3ne Kellon.
Used to refer to a very cool artist/DJ straight out of Bruges, coming at you with his fire tracks. If you stand next to him, you will experience ascension to the realm of Buddha and/or God. Mad respect.
Kanye East: Eyoo Keleo, drip check!
Keleo: *drippin'*
(repeat 10 times a day for best result)
Keleo by willem dafriend March 9, 2022
A martial art. Kempo focuses on circular motions and slapping. It is the perfect defense and cannot be penetrated. It can be applied in many situations, like lovemaking and taking math tests. Kempo masters can go Super Kempo 1-4. These are stages of awsomeness similar to going Super Saiyan. Kempo is the SICKEST
Thugs: "Hey lets go beat up that guy over there!" Kempo Master: "SUPER KEMPO 2!!" Thugs: "AAAAAH" *pwned*
Kempo by Kempo Master January 20, 2009
Smart funny amazing hate really nice dirty minded best boyfriend u will ever have kelton is a keeper of course he naughty😏 but he's the best bf u will ever have
Girl:omg who's tht hot boy

Other girl :he must be a kelton
kelton by chelseaXD😘 January 30, 2016