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kekma.net

original name kekma.ga or go or whatever ok so it changes ever time ok so once you click on the link you will see a message that say 18+ dark humor if you press enter then congratulations you ruined your eyes first it has a loud ass scream that you need one percent of volume or fuck it none the scream will follow you unless you restart the phone computer iPad or whatever you use now I don't mean factory reset I mean just reset or if you watching porn and it good then hey guess you will live with no volume for the rest of you life now see anyway

the difference between this and dark humor is that dark humor is mostly tamed like if I said 9/11 is not sad you guys are just gay and stupid or lol twin go bye bye that's dark humor But this no it changes a lot of time but this time it has a jump scare with 2 choice either a video of a dog hanging OR a man nailing his own penis with it bleeding not to say with the added screaming that you hear if you press enter that you will mostly think it a virus but no just reset you devices and done also your stuck in full screen
kekma.net

yeah wouldn't recommend even if you tempted just don't man i mean just don't if you really are tempted just search up art of zoo and go to google image no virus no screaming no full scream no nothing but yes it bad yes you will bleach your eyes and YEs you will delete your history
by YAY_fucktheinternet December 15, 2021
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Kekma

An act performed by one man and a steel screw/nail. The man starts by inserting the tip of said screw/nail into the hole found at the tip of the penis and screwing it in until it is tightly secure, the man then closes the act by ripping the screw/nail out of his penis and spraying all onlookers in a stream of blood.
Damn, that man just did a “Kekma” all over his fucking cat!
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