defo keep me in the loop

A phrase used to indicate, "Not a chance."

"George! Would you like to go see a Marvel Cinematic Universe marathon?"
"Defo keep me in the loop!"

by lewarcher July 22, 2022

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MuahsA Portable Safe To Keep Medicine In ANd Leave The Portable Safe At A Location You Are Employed Mwuahs

*Muahs*A Portable Safe To Keep Medicine In ANd Leave The Portable Safe At A Location You Are Employed *Mwuahs*

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025

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Keep your eggs in ya ovaries

A slightly sexist way to tell someone to calm down.

Swaggerella: OMG I just have so much swag im gonna die!

Random: OMG Keep your eggs in ya ovaries!

Harry Styles: Hey I just thought I would make an appearance in this definition so it gets more thumbs up.

by Swaggerella September 3, 2012

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cant keep my dick in my pants

cant keep you men genatials in ur pants

“why cant you keep your dick in your pants asshole” cant keep my dick in my pants.... Look at me -xxxtentacion, “aye, i am like bitch who is ur mans, aye, cant keep my dick in my pants, aye”

by yungdaggerchip December 9, 2017

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keep my name in your pussy

A phrase that a guy will say to his girl in order to try and keep her from cheating on him

Ted: "Now have fun with your friends at the lake and keep my name in your pussy!"
Lana: "Whatever, Ted. Just cause Renny is there don't mean I'll stray."

by von groovy May 10, 2019

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Keep the chicken in the coop

When a certain ginger haired person becomes to sexual and needs to chill the fuck out.

Oi mate, keep the chicken in the coop, bloody grab a hold of yourself!

by I'veMcFallen June 11, 2018

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keep your dick in your pants

1. (male) To refrain from engaging in intercourse

2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.

1. Hey, it's best to keep your dick in your pants right now, since you didn't bring a condom. You don't want to get an STD, do you?

2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.

B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.

by MadameTesla August 28, 2015

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