Ejaculating into a girls eyes, mouth, and ears, disabling her hearing, sight, and ability to talk. You then sign the words F-U-C-K M-E into her pussy.
by Thee Big Bee June 20, 2010
Get the Hellen Kellering mug.A small, typical imprint of Suburbia located on the outer edges of Dayton, Ohio. It is a middle-class community characterized by a high rate of teen pregnancies, pigheaded Republicans with views of the world dated pre-Cold War, and incredibly ignorant bumper stickers. It's only recognizable claim to fame would be the alum of Kettering Fairmont High School, Nancy Cartwright (widely known as the voice of Bart Simpson). Also, Rob Dyrdek (of MTV's Rob & Big) is known to have attended Fairmont's not-so glorious classes. Other than boasting Ohio's most state-of-the-art (as well as expensive) High School music program, Kettering has no real significance in the grand scheme of life in Ohio. In closing, Kettering is such a generally plain town in which to "live", it is more commonly known by it's teenage inhabitants as a place where souls go to die.
Jill: Hey, do you wanna come hang out with me this weekend?
Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?
Jill: Yeah?
Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.
Jill: ???
Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering
Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?
Jill: Yeah?
Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.
Jill: ???
Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering
by JennyMuthafucka! August 6, 2011
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With reference to the sport of ice hockey. To embellish upon a highly marginal rule infraction in order to draw a penalty.
Slang: to fall down like a bitch when breathed upon or given a dirty look.
Slang: to fall down like a bitch when breathed upon or given a dirty look.
"Hey that sure was a great soccer match wasn't it?"
"Not really, the other team was Keslering all over the place."
"Not really, the other team was Keslering all over the place."
by TheHockeyGod January 26, 2013
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Get the keeferiferous mug.Kettering buccleuch academy is a 20th centruy wannabe secondary school with teachers who are hard , annyoing or soft .
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And the rivaly between KBA and KSA
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Student passes .oi u talking about mans endz madez will chef u up fam
Person from kettering . Kba is the kindest school ever
Student passes .oi u talking about mans endz madez will chef u up fam
by Samwordjack June 24, 2022
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by ima realist July 9, 2009
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dude: no way?!?!? you guys fucked while she was cartwheeling?!?!?!
dude: no way?!?!? you guys fucked while she was cartwheeling?!?!?!
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