kazoo

to kazoo is to attempt to have exactly the same conversation with multiple people, often simultaneously. this can easily be done using cut and paste in an instant messenger program, but can also be done verbally. although the conversations are initiated identically, they have the potential to vary tremendously and follow completely different directions.

Scott: look what Chris just said: "i am an angiosperm"
Brendan: omg, he said exactly the same thing to me!
Scott: we have been kazooed!

by Brendon Vox July 21, 2008

kazoo

The area that is underneath the Mons Pubis; area between the clitoris and Labia Majora.

I went to a concert and my friend touched my kazoo.

by kazoomaniac October 17, 2008

kazoo

A legendary Counter-Strike player.

Man, he owns as hard as Kazoo!

by kazoo May 19, 2003

kazoo

A paintball player known for insane dives into snakes and overall good play, but lately becoming known for wiping.

Two for One ref, that damn Kazoo is wiping again.

by edmonton boy January 29, 2004

anal kazoo

The act of putting a kazoo up someone's ass and then playing a song with the other end, preferably theme songs from 80's tv shows.

Ping: I sure could go for another anal kazoo.

Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.

by Bazinga728 October 30, 2010

booze kazoo

The breathalyzer interlock device you blow into to be able to start your car.

Gerald can't drive his car without his booze kazoo.

by Hairdo December 2, 2013

Kansas Kazoo

The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.

We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.

by M-Chill December 21, 2012