Kasaundra

At first Kasaundra's just the short blonde girl you meet in college who everybody thinks is hot. She's quiet at first, but once you open her up you realize that she's pretty crazy and incredibly fun. She's a genius who'll most likely be famous in the future. She's one of those rare people you'll probably never meet again. When you see her smile you realize that what ever you're going through, life isn't all that bad. She's an amazing person that you will quickly become best friends with. The memories you'll share will last forever. Kasaundra is the goat.

Never let go of a Kasaundra, because she's one in a million.

by LegacyRen September 21, 2016

kalunkadunk

the act in which one needs to make an elegant bowel movement.

"Hey! Kenny's going to be late, he's going to take a quick kalunkadunk"

by WhosTheAsianKid June 20, 2019

Kakuna Matata

Kakuna Matata is a Pokemon Philosophy:

"No matter what attack is used against you, you can always use Harden."

Kakuna Matata is the evolution of thick skin

I roll with the punches. You know? Kakuna Matata

by The SamWow Guy October 21, 2010

Big Kahuna

A turd that is solid and long. It will be tapered at both ends, like a large joint. These usually leave a clean first wipe when performed well and may require more than one flush to get it down Mr Toilet Bowl's hole. These are ideal, friendly turds. A shitter's best friend.

I ate 7 meals yesterday and as soon as I woke up, a Big Kahuna was begging to be released. I shat it out and praised god for his wonderful mercy.

by sir manth February 9, 2009

King Kahuna

A rude, malicious, tyrannical person who took advantage of Natural Selection's best modder (see wordVoogru/word). Was known to use cheats that was accidentally implemented into NSAdmin. In the end, he was ousted by Voogru and the community of voogru.com. Upon his ousting, he deliberately stooped to the intelligence level capable of a 3rd grader, using ban threats, IRC insults, and even threatening to call the FBI on people in false accusations.

Commonly seen with lapdogs kittymor and Landshark, and his prepubescent idiot of a son, Prince Kahuna.

Also seen in urbandictionary.com making up false stories so bad, the critics want to hold a .357 to their head screaming "END IT NOW!"

Synonyms: wordasshat/word

NSPlayer: Hey King, where did you get that stuff? Half of that isn't researched yet!
KingKahuna: nsa_ban NSPlayer

by Godfather September 4, 2003

Kasen

The most adorable-est guy ever ! The guy that knows how to make any girl feel beauitful, loved, and happy. No matter what. The perfect guy, has the looks, personality, and everything else.
What every girl dreams of, he is a major BABE !

The smooth talker <3
The sweetheart, someone that nobody will ever want to lose, someone that can be in someones life for a long amount of time without any problems.

He doesn't only have the looks but he has everything else inside of him, he's honest loyal and caring. Nobody could ever compare to him, he is ONE IN A MILLION.<333

WOW, Kasen is amazing<3

by ashydaisy098 May 22, 2011

Big Kahuna Reef

1. The act of fully inserting one's head between two cushions, upside-down with legs in the air on a leather couch for sexual pleasure/humiliation reasons. Popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.

2. The act of inserting one's head fully into a bull's anus and being dragged around a field for sexual/humiliation reasons. Also popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.

3. A highly successful 'Match Three' puzzle game, developed for mobile phones by 'I-play' games development company. Also popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.

1. "I heard Martin Kemp is really into the whole 'Big Kahuna Reef' thing. That's why he does all those leather couch adverts on TV. Sick."

2. "He was found dead in a field in Fife, suffocated and trampled, another example of a Big Kahuna Reef gone so very, very wrong."

3. "Hey I like this mobile phone game! It's called 'Big Kahuna Reef'."

by Liquid Sky November 25, 2007