kombucha-cha-chuck

Getting food poisoning from kombucha and shitting and puking at the same time.

Oh man, I had some bad kombucha and had a bad kombucha-cha-chuck.

by Imasuperstr January 6, 2017

kombucha drunk

Dizziness that occurs as a result of excessive and/or rapid kombucha consumption

Dude, I got so kombucha drunk on the weekend.

by izeze April 16, 2019

Kombuchad

The result of having so many drinks or drugs you feel like you should be dead.

Fuck bruh, we went so HAM lasf night I feel Kombuchad

by TheRealArticDee August 4, 2019

kombucharrhea

How to describe what happens to your digestive system when you consume excessive amounts of kombucha.

Paula enjoyed a tall glass of kombucha last night, and spent all morning on the toilet with kombucharrhea.

by ThatFreakBPaula October 1, 2019

Kombucha

drinks like pee and smells even worse

"WHATAMIGO NA DO🌋.. I’m cOVERED in KOMBUCHA😵☔️ and i have NO MORE PATREON 💻💸."

by monsss January 11, 2020

kombucha

Some "health drink" basic bitches drink which tastes like piss mixed with vinegar and motor oil.

God dammit, Evelyn keeps drinking that shitty kombucha. She's such a basic bitch.

by NickFromLaffayette December 6, 2020

Kombucha

(Offensive) Slang term for someone who is stupid or pretentious. The slang term originated on Twitter in 2019.

You are Kombucha.

by homedepotbutnotrly June 1, 2021