kangeroo

When your so thirsty for a bae you Jump upside down too get a better veiw of those titties

I saw this hot chick white boobs that were bigger then earth so I kangerooed the hell out of that bitch

by You mommas penis March 21, 2016

kargersplunk

Someone who ejaculates into their beverage then drinks it and is left with a mustache.

Omg that guy just did a kargersplunk.

by ozzyp January 15, 2017

Kagger

The aurora one emits having a strong pelvic floor from the result if doing kegel exercises.

The cougars lining up because they see we got kagger, but we kick them to the curb unless they look like coach Robin

That guy oozes kagger. He clearly does his kegels.

by Mickkagger June 10, 2023

Kagger

a big nice booty

Look at that hoe. She has a really nice kagger

by Inspektorfett October 9, 2023

Kangerdogger

A slur used to describes someone who is racially ambiguous.

Man that Pete Davidson guy sure can be a kangerdogger.

by Renald J.J. Jerington October 21, 2023

Krager

A school teacher that thinks he is intelligent but is only smarter than the dumb ones in his class.
Kragers are generally child predators and will without fail - lose their teaching credentials for fucking a student.

They are liars, cheaters and cowards with teeeeeenie tiny peckers and can be found cruising skate parks for little boys

Did you hear about what happened to Michael?
No what?
He became a Krager and got arrested for fucking a little kid
What a piece of shit scumbag pussy.
Some Marine should split his fucking grape when he goes out looking for his next victim

by Kimboslicekitty1 June 16, 2025

Krager

Krager is a delusional pedophile that thinks he is smart but is actually a fuckjng retard.
They fuck children and then act like a surprised victim when they get arrested.
You normally find them cruising skate parks or with their skinny little packers exposed trying to lure some little boy into an abandoned pool like Pennywise in the sewer. Snce the sewer is where their mother used to feed, look for it's mates and usually give birth to the baby kragers that is where they feel most comfortable.

If they do trick someone into fucking them best bet whichever hole he is allowed to stick his pathetic dick in willl forever smell like a septic tank for life.

Mar K "Did you hear Michael got lured into an abandon pool by a krager?

Carriecunt "I did - he told him everything sucks down here then lost his teaching credentials for life and became a registered sex offender."

Mar K "Those kragers sure are dumb with pathetic little pp's"

by Fuckachomoinor November 10, 2025