by Enrique Perez November 16, 2003

When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.
by themadjackal November 2, 2003

by brit_spaztassstic January 22, 2009

The act of making a girl squirt on your face by eating her out and then putting your face in the freezer until it freezes at which point you peal it off and eat it like a potato chip. Gurl you’ve just been krispy Kremed
by Luigi Malone February 9, 2018

The act of sneaking onto someone elses facebook and liking every krispy kreme page possible, then writting " I have been krispy kremed" as their status.
by tylerhgville92 February 20, 2011

One whom walks on fire with no firewalking ability. Usually under the influence of alcohol or other substances.
by Powered By Ur Mom May 17, 2014

"COME ON MAN, OPEN UP, MAN! GIVE ME ONE MORE DONUT! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!"
-Man knocking at a Krispy Kreme resturant at 3AM in the morning
-Man knocking at a Krispy Kreme resturant at 3AM in the morning
by A2P June 11, 2006
