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A slutty hoe who highkey sucks dick. But that's none of my business
"Guess who I did last night!?" "Who?"

"Kelsie"
"Damn, don't get aids!"
Kelsie by Purplepaw20 March 29, 2017
An annoying ass sister. She is less prettier than her twin, which is hot af.
Kelsie's sister is so hot.
Kelsie by adoptapedtoday August 21, 2018
The best girl you'll ever meet. Hearing her laugh will make you laugh with her. She gives the best head and is the best girlfriend ever. Once you meet her you'll never forget her.
Boy: Damn she is fittttt who is she
Girl: It's obviously Kelsie no one's got a bigger bootyyyyy than her
Kelsie by BigWillyReeve November 19, 2019
a person somewhere in Ireland who you can never guess if she is bipolar a federal officer or just messing with you about 99% of the time
"Hey so I met Kelsie next door and I think she's gonna stab me in my sleep."
Kelsie by Stoogeyman January 10, 2021
Kelsie is the smartest, sweetest, nicest, sexiest, beautiful-est girl in the world. She can be the brightest star in the room but will pop someone if they get out of line. She has a kind heart, that can sometimes lead to her demise. She deserves the world and more. Protect all the Kelsie’s you know.

Ps. These statements are facts because it was written by a Kelsie herself :)
Hey who was that girl?

Oh that was Kelsie, the smartest girl on campus.
Kelsie by No.1Paletas July 10, 2021
A girl who loves to sleep around and hit on men, she’s a whore wherever she goes. The kind of girl to hit on your grandpa at his funeral. She’s the type of girl to go places with no pants on so her flat ass is noticeable. She’s a very rude person and very toxic of a human being. She’s the type of person to go to college to fuck the whole football team. She is determined to catch a std.
Kelsie? Is that you getting a train rain on you? Not again!!
Kelsie by I hate kelsie July 28, 2021