Aleksander Keiran Snell is bitchless
by hehehe1234.5.7 May 17, 2023
Pretty much the coolest kid and hes cute and sexy and strong just like an ox!!!! Buuutttt whenever a girl likes him he throws away his chance of being in a relationship.
by Abbott middle school student November 07, 2019
An absolute UNIT of a bloke, TopG in all realms. his sexual presence has the ladies dehydrated to the point where he could have his own line of sports drink to keep their electrolytes up, as the gushing never stops from the puss due to his masculine energy.
Huge CUNT.
Huge CUNT.
by mrdonkeyknob420 September 23, 2022
That one celebrity or person that has a bad taste of music, and will totally hunt you down and steal your subway sandwich. Keiran doesn't care you are, he's lonely and normally just a child guy and wants to be friends. If you say something stupid, he'll swear like an Australian.
by ihatekeiran November 24, 2022
If your friends with a Keiran and she's a girl you betta keep her. Keiran is a tall, curvy, a lil bit on the chubby side, pretty girl. She's funny ,kind hearted, fierce, and lawd don't forget gorgeous. But best believe if you get on her bad side she will whoop yo ahh trust and believe. She also got a bad attitude and don't even think you'll win an argument with her. Keiran is also a HUGE crackhead and really don't give a fat rats butt what's going on as long as you don't press her you good. And last but most certanlly not least she is a big freak dirty minded as i don't know what nothing at all can top her freakiness. So, if you find a Keiran keep her close she will always be there for you to make you laugh smile and even cry if you piss her off but there is no place on earth that is better than a place with Keiran in it.
"Girllll i just met the most funniest girl on earth"
"Must be a Keiran"
"How you know!"
"Bro i just met a fine ahh girl thicc n everything"
"Her name Keiran?"
"Yes fam"
"Keep her"
"Must be a Keiran"
"How you know!"
"Bro i just met a fine ahh girl thicc n everything"
"Her name Keiran?"
"Yes fam"
"Keep her"
by thatgurlllll!!! February 20, 2025
Albane "hey babe, Wana do a Keiran Holmes tonight?"
Keiran "hell yeah babe. Then I can turn around and you can pop it in my bum"
Keiran "hell yeah babe. Then I can turn around and you can pop it in my bum"
by thejanitor7 September 11, 2020