2 definitions by mrdonkeyknob420

Lachlan

Someone who doesn't go to the gym, a weak dog, captain soy looking motherfucker.
doesn't wanna get missive. hairy legs, small calves

usually wears glasses, his Mrs has his balls in her handbag.

i dont wanna get massive, oh thats such a lachlan thing to say.

by mrdonkeyknob420 September 23, 2022

Keiran G

An absolute UNIT of a bloke, TopG in all realms. his sexual presence has the ladies dehydrated to the point where he could have his own line of sports drink to keep their electrolytes up, as the gushing never stops from the puss due to his masculine energy.

Huge CUNT.

thats keiran G he is just a unit of a bloke

my pussy cant handle his masculine presence

by mrdonkeyknob420 September 23, 2022