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juxtaposition

The act of raping and/or killing someone through an orifice not yet discovered by man.
Bob pulled a mad juxtaposition on Mary last night.
by 8938401 April 4, 2009
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juxtapose

crazy word that a drunk swiss guinacologist came up with to he could have bragging rights over his fellow professional soda sharers.
by Frequent Flyer Myles April 21, 2004
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Juxtapositioning Script

Good taste in Pokemon...whoever they are
by Shawn B. September 12, 2003
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juxtaposing

Dude Juxtaposing sucks and then she touched me.
by JV May 10, 2004
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juxtaposer

someone who is legit when one-on-one, but isn't true to their ideals when around other people to try to impress them
Guy 1: Yeah, we hung out one day, and I got to know him really well. He seemed pretty cool, but...

Guy 2: But what?

Guy 1: We went to a party and he was trying to act like a badass to all the douchebags. It was embarrassing...

Guy 2: Sounds like a real juxtaposer.
by o0klutz September 14, 2011
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juxtapositioning

1. To juxtaposition
2. To have intense and passionate exchanges with your English teacher
3. The best word choice when discussing everyday topics such as Victorian English literature, filing drawers, the viscosity of blended iPhones, leedling and other mainstream activities or nouns
4. The substitution of another word
5. To win over the girl of your dreams
1. I was about to juxtaposition my girlfriend, but then there was this drill, and she said there was NO way.

2. Example Person 1: Bro, did you hear what went down in the library?
Example Person 2: No, what "went down?"
Example Person 1: Mr. Smith and Senora Wumbo were caught juxtapositioning!

3. Teacher: "Class, what can you tell by the title of this book?
Student: "Well bruh, I mean... Mrs. Generic English Teacher, you can see that the title itself is an example of the utilization of juxtapositioning while the author is telling the reader or readers the title of the novel they are about to embark upon."

4. Man of Ethnicity 1: Yo, what's Gucci mah brudda?

Man of Ethnicity 2: Not much bro, I just was juxtapositioning my checkbook when I realized that I wrote the wrong juxtaposition down and gave the cashier 500 juxtapositions instead of 5!
Man of Ethnicity 3: Mah brudda at least yo wife lets you decided what channel y'all is gonna be juxtapositioning tonight. Mine says we're going to juxtaposition some video with a man blending an iPhone or some ish.

5. Darryl: Mom, it's Darryl, you know, it's pronounced Da-Rail but it's Darryl.
Mom: Yes Darryl, what do you want?
Darryl: I'm calling to let you know that I juxtapositioned to Phoebe Knickerbonkers last night, and she said yes!
by is_that_a_cat? April 4, 2012
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Juxtapositioning Script

I understand; i feel the same way about Horsea, Pikachu, and Nidoran M
by Pwipetta October 7, 2003
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