dakota and justina

Gay fuck

I just had a "Dakota and Justina" with Sam!!!!

by Lollzjjj March 20, 2016

Says Justina

A saying usually said after one exposes extreme femininity. (usually a male) Adapted by a very male name "Justin," Justina is the name referred to any man exhibiting any form of panzy-ness or woman-like qualities. In other words, a man acting as if he possesses a vagina.

Boy: Ugh I don't understand why she isn't calling me? What am I doing wrong!?
Boy's friend: ...Says Justina

Boy: The world hates me today, I'm going to order like 5 Big Macs.
Boy's Friend: ...says Justina, would you like a tampon with those?

by FloridaUC April 30, 2011

The Justina Special

When the male ejaculates on a hard level surface, the female proceeds to snort the line of jizz much like one would cocaine.

Damn bro, my side chick gave me the Justina special last night.

by protein beer .com July 23, 2022

Justinas

Super cute lithuanian Labrador. He loves attention, and eating lots of free food. He is a bit unreliable, but you cannot be angry at him because of his charming smile. He barks „Or?“ at the end of each sentence.

A: I got myself a new pet!
B: Amazing. What is it?
A: A dog.

B: Wow. Is it a Chihuaha?
A: No it is a Justinas. I am so happy with him. I am always out of food.

by Black-Salami June 4, 2022