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justified bowl

when you and your friends come up with an excuse to smoke another bowl. The whole point is that you actually have a reason to smoke. thus the phrase, justified bowl.
Joe:Hey man, lets smoke a bowl while we wait for charles to get here.(justified#1)
Dan:Sure , lets just do one now and one when he gets here.
Joe:Oh thats good stuff, but i dont think im totally gone yet, lets do another. (Justified bowl #2)
Dan:If your gonna do more im in too.
Dan:Where the fuck is charles? he's been gone for hours.
Joe:If he isn't coming back then why wait??? (Justified #3)
Dan:Oh man i cant even take a hit, im done.
Joe:Its new years! come on,lets do another bowl(justified#4)
Dan:we've done 4 bowls, im done for good this time.
Joe:well what if i come up with a way to justify it?
Dan:theres nothing you can say to justify a 5th bowl!!
Joe:you only live once? live life to the fullest? nobody here cares that were baked? i have so much weed left?
Dan: No, No, No,.and No, i cant be justified for a 5th.
Joe: Ok fine, well im justifying it by justifying it.
Dan: OK, good enough, pack the 5th.
(charles FINALLY arrives)
Joe:Charles is here! lets smoke a bowl! (justified bowl#6)
Charles: hey can we pack one more, ive only smoked one bowl so far tonight.
Joe:He justified it!!! lets do our 7th! (justified bowl #7)
Charles: SEVENTH????
by bobbbbby January 11, 2008
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Jestified

A word used in Southampton typically used to describe a night out in Jesters Nightclub.
Normally involves being covered in bodily fluids and alcohol.
Oi mate look at that stain on your leg, you’ve been jestified”
by oggi17 December 12, 2017
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Pussified

Adjective.
Pussified definition:
1). To get pussy; to have pussy
2). To get bitches
Yo Jimmy! You got pussification! You pull bitches.

Jimmy got bitches, he's pussified.

Credit: Lillianna A
by LilliannasAbyss April 12, 2022
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entitled wussified snowflake

a typical liberal voter or a far left leaner, who is incapable of finding job and gets triggered by everything and everyday!
by duydaniel May 16, 2018
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hussified

When a dude gets so loaded he starts hitting on other guys.
Look at that homo, he's hussified!
by Mr.5000 March 26, 2009
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aussified

To make it more Australian or to change it in some way to resemble Australia by either changing the words to a song or poem etc to make it look or sound aussified.
I noticed an advertisement recently which had aussified "Summer Lovin" from Grease the movie. It's an ad for "aeroguard".
by Sui SK #1 November 24, 2010
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pussified

To fear speaking the truth, that you might be labelled a racist.
White people have become so pussified that Magic Negro will be elected President.
by Earl Turner October 16, 2008
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