by NotJurgen November 16, 2021
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Gel-covered spikey haircut that has the sides shaved. The Jurgle is known for not only being massive, but also for eating things that hair just should not eat i.e. faces, fingers, and ninja turtle action figures.
Lee's jurgle was so massive, it ate my bitchin' ninja turtle without even chewing.
Lee almost dropped the football, but luckily the Jurgle was there to run it in for a touchdown.
Oh shit, I forgot a pencil for my big test...Lee, give me back my pencil your jurgle ate last week.
Lee almost dropped the football, but luckily the Jurgle was there to run it in for a touchdown.
Oh shit, I forgot a pencil for my big test...Lee, give me back my pencil your jurgle ate last week.
by McMichael VanWasson March 3, 2003
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Get the Jurgs mug.The sound warm sour cream makes when it is thrown into a stripper's fedora on stage. Used to mock the absurdity of any situation.
by KatSpinner1 December 23, 2017
Get the Jurgen Klopp mug.a small, and witty tennis player. He's of a family from china. He is my buddy, and despite my buddiness towards him, i can't help but laugh at him, i can't understand if it's what he's wearing or all the fun times we've had, to pull a "jurgon" would be to do something totaly stupid, and totaly black. such things could include: walking like a penguin, eating eggs with soysauce, and eating xbox games---don't ask ;)
laura: "hey how are u"
me: "good, i want to cover my car in hellokitty stickers."
laura: "OMG, ur dumb, such jurgon muck."
me: "good, i want to cover my car in hellokitty stickers."
laura: "OMG, ur dumb, such jurgon muck."
by kelsey November 30, 2004
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Theodore's car careened into a combine tractor today, because he was too busy jurgenfurbling, and not watching the road!
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