jumot

it's a slang word in bisaya which means you smell trash.

your scent is so jumot

by uvuvuavuvwe August 26, 2019

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

A sentence that contains all the letters of the alphabet.

You can check for yourself.

Pretty cool.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
What?
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
???
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Okay...?
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS-
OKAY, I GET IT.

by Sammi 0-o March 28, 2022

Jumpsuit

1. A one-piece suit worn by parachutists for jumping.
2. A garment fashioned after this, usually combining a shirt or bodice with shorts or trousers in one piece.

EX1:
- Jumper : Arg the wind is sneaking under my shirt and basically undressing me, I can't see anything and the wind hurts.
- Parachutists : You should have worn a jumpsuit.
- Jumper: It's okay I'm just committing suicide anyway.

EX2:
The second piece of fashion that you'll ever see if Jason Voorhees catches you, after seeing his bloody hockey mask. Unless a machete can be considered a fashion accessory (but you'll feel it more than see it), or if he's not wearing his jumpsuit that day.

EX3:
What Slipknot wears on stage to make you focus on the music instead of them and fashion.

EX4:
What Dr Venture wears in the cartoon the venture brothers.

by LisaOfShades March 14, 2011

JUMO

1. Chinese for troll
2. Jewish Mofo
3. Junior Moscow Officer

The chance that Don. Jr did not walk these Jumos up to his father’s office on the 26th floor is zero.

by JustTrynaHelpOut January 3, 2018

Jumo

Dominican expression for when you are extremely drunk

Diablo coño ese tipo tiene un maldito jumoo

by Jose el mejicano July 30, 2010

Jemoses

An angry little midget that steals your pants, fucks your wife, cuts off your cock, eats your toast, and swims to Tokyo.

You fucking Jemoses. I'll kill you.

by yer dad November 22, 2003

Jumps the OTHER way

Polite way for a broadcaster to say both:

1. US figure skater Johnny Weir takes off for his jumps in the opposite direction as the other figure skaters

2. US figure skater Johnny Weir is the gayest thing on ice.

The second may now be used to describe things outside of figure skating.

"Watch how Johnny Weir goes into his jumps, he jumps the other way"

"Dude, why are you still watching men's figure skating? Are you starting to jump the other way?

by Flyn Hawaiin February 23, 2010