jumped

to randomly have a shit load of guys to run at you and beat the living fuck out of you.

holy shit johnny got jumped at the candy store yesterday.

by dirtbiker April 14, 2009

Jumped the Bay

A reference to a movie or movie director who has sacrificed plot or character development in favor of special effects, a la Michael Bay, in a negative way, by also referencing the well known phrase "Jumping the Shark", which refers to a tv show that is no longer as good as it used to be.

It looks like Roland Emmerich may have finally jumped the Bay with "2012."

by Lord Ironfist November 11, 2009

juked

to be fooled or purposely mislead.

That nigga juked me. He said he was gonna pay me back, but he didn't.

by Quintin Lewis November 7, 2004

Jumped-Up

Refers to someone acting in a really pompous, overbearing way, arrogant without any reason to be so, acting a fool or a jerk; the implication is someone trying to act way above their "station" or "caste", having "jumped-up" where they don't belong. Usually accompanied by an insulting noun. A term favoured by Gordon Ramsey on his cooking programmes.

"You jumped-up little berk! You fucking gobshite! Who the hell do you think you're talking to? You're talking out yer arse, you know that, don't you"?

by nicodagger March 2, 2009

juked

To ejaculate. Typically done in a disrespectful manner.

"Jimmy said he picked up a $20 blowjob whore in Oakland last night and juked in her mouth."

by affluent geoffrey July 22, 2019

Jumped the Shark

When a TV show has reached its peak and stops being any good.

X-Files totally jumped the shark when Mulder was abducted by aliens.

by VampyTara December 3, 2007

jumped the shark

was: a cool web site where you could vote on when shows jumped

is: a lame web page on TV Guide

1. jumptheshark.com jumped the shark when it went to TV Guide.

2. Kid: Dad, I think that Bewitched jumped the shark when Dick York left the show.
Dad (under his breath) *whippersnapper*

by LexAveNYC June 10, 2009