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Josh's Jumper

Josh's Jumper is the best jumper of them all. It is more than just a jumper. It gives the owner unlawful power in terms of bragging rights and comfortability. there is also a book dedicated to it.
Person 1: Quick guys we need to roll josh for his jumper
Crowd: YES, lets go get Josh's Jumper!!!
by King Kolamc September 13, 2020
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Mung Jumper

The individual who selects the easiest, least messy task within a given job. Derived from the obscenley disgusting sexual act called the mung where the person acting as the jumper definitely has the less painful assignment.
My roommate conveniently volunteered to clean the bedroom leaving me to scrub the disgusting bathroom. It sucks living with such a mung jumper.
by Doookie April 30, 2007
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stump jumper

Insulting term for a hick or redneck. Implies they breed within their family tree, or "jump the stump". Often used by other hicks/rednecks, to mark one as the lowest of the low.
Jethro's a filthy stump jumper.
by GAWII May 25, 2008
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Dumpster Jumper

Someone that prefers ONLY anal sex. (male or female)
Frankie is an avid dumpster jumper since way back in high school.
by L-Dogg67 April 4, 2009
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Jet Jumper

A female who uses pool Jets for sexual stimulation.
Check out the look on that girls face next to the ladder in the deep end. She's a Jet Jumper for sure.
by Jeremy X July 25, 2011
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jumper in the door

When you have to take a dump and it feels like the tip is sticking out, much like when a skydiver stands in the door of a plane preparing to jump.
I had to hustle home after eating at Taco Bell because I had a jumper in the door.
by mem November 4, 2003
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bandwagon jumper

A person who prior to the playoffs, did not support nor cheer for a team until that team showed promise to win the championship.
Randy and Ryan are low dow rotten bandwagon jumpers becuase they started to cheer for the Carolina Hurricanes when they made the Stanley Cup final!
by Bomb Bender July 5, 2006
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