quantum jelqing is the act of jelqing for such an extended period of time that the penis is thinner than an atom
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The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!
Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.
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Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it
Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it
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When you jizz into a full pulp-free orange juice carton, and leave it in the family refrigerator. If they ask why it looks/tastes funny, insist it’s just the pulp, and that they read the label wrong.
This action is not limited to orange juice, there’s pool-juqing, salad-juqing, etc.
The objective is usually to juq as many individuals as possible, it’s like a silly prank!
When you jizz into a full pulp-free orange juice carton, and leave it in the family refrigerator. If they ask why it looks/tastes funny, insist it’s just the pulp, and that they read the label wrong.
This action is not limited to orange juice, there’s pool-juqing, salad-juqing, etc.
The objective is usually to juq as many individuals as possible, it’s like a silly prank!
“This April Fools I’m gonna go orange-juqing at Kroger.”
“What’s that?”
“I’m gonna ejaculate into some Tropicana.”
“Ohh so that’s what they call it!”
“What’s that?”
“I’m gonna ejaculate into some Tropicana.”
“Ohh so that’s what they call it!”
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