juggalette

a "juggalette" is a IMMATURE female who is obsessed with ICP (Insane Clown Posse). They dress like retards and therefore they are retards. If you see a "juggalette", then get the fuck away before you too before corrupt.

Frank: I met this girl on the internet yesterday.
Ron: Really? Whats her name?
Frank: well, her name says "Juggalette Jill".
Ron: oh no dude! don't talk to that anymore!
Frank: why?
Ron: she is obsessed with ICP
Frank: FUCK THAT! haha

by guitarwizard92 November 25, 2007

Juggalette

An American white trash female who suffers from loose virtues, dellusions of: grandure, toughness, self worth and intelligence. Common practices include: the dawning of rediculous clown makeup, having sex with any and all males who go by the title Juggalo, making online videos in which they threaten bodily harm against men they do not know with no intention of acting upon these idol fantasies. Silly and embarrasing though they may be, they are perhaps more than anything else, symbols of middle class white America's loss of identity and principle.

That Juggalette made a 15 minute video of herself smoking cigarettes and singing along to an Insane Clown Posse song. It was perhaps her life's greatest singular accomplishment.

by truth fan June 12, 2009

juggalette

Juggalette's are usually white, lower middle class, trashy girls who associate with the band ICP. They are pretty much all skanky as hell so they're pretty easy to score with, but none the less they are obnoxious as f*ck and just simply unpleasant to be around. In fact I really recommend not doing a juggalette, not because of all the venereal diseases, but because when you wake up the next morning your going to be like "sh*t"

"Hey man, there's those skanky juggalette chicks. I'm going to try to do her tonight."

"Nah man, I would'nt recommend that, seems like something you might regret."

"Wow, thanks for saving me from that trap, fam."

by GanjaLord420 April 25, 2009

Juggalette

A female juggler, who has escaped from the circus she was performing at, and is now on the run. Usually accompanied by an elephant and escaped zoo monkey. Often named katie or emily, and always unbelievably perfect. Dont mess with this juggler because they are always equally good at flame throwing.

Guy 1: "Did you see that building just burst into flames??"
Guy 2: " Dude I did. Someone must have messed with a juggalette."

by edawg and kcat!! January 2, 2009

Juggalette

It's basically a cult for distraught teenagers with parents who absolutely suck. It is something else that has been created to make kids that have no guidance feel like they belong to something.

You don't see many national honor society members claiming to be down with the clown. Not saying they are all dumb but damn could put that energy toward something good rather than some nasty, dirty, fat, group. That band doesn't care about you at all. As long as you are paying to see their concerts and buying their CDs.

by Chri from the REAL world October 28, 2006

Juggalette

The one breed with more self loathing than a goth girl.

Usually extremely overweight, unattractive and promiscuous. Can usually be found on webcam in chatrooms exposing themselves.

They are the reason why people are afraid of clowns.

steve - "once i went out with a goth chick"
mike - "dude thats nothing, once I went out with a Juggalette"

both - "ewww"

by The Truth October 27, 2006

juggalo/juggalette

Juggalo/Juggalette - A follower of the semi-famous label psychopathic records, can be found anywhere a job is involved. While calling themselves rebels it can be described as more of a fad, as everyone who claims this title, wears the same attire, drinks faygo, and speaks in a manner fitting that of a 12 year old boy with down syndrome.
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I general confrontation will follow in this manner.
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Person - "Hi"
Juggalo - "ICP is da sit myz ninja MCL muthafacko"
Person - "Ummmm, yeah"
Juggalo - "Eyes is gunna kill joo bytch, i wave maz hatchets"
Person - "Am i sitting at the remedial learning table?"
Juggalo - "Mayn, Joo is so luckiez that my posse is holding me back ninja joo wudve deyed... next tyme juggaho"
Juggalo's "Posse" - "Hey honey hurry up, were gonna miss the season premier of american idol"
*Juggalo runs to mom crying that he got picked on*
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The juggalo attire can be described as follows.
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-Black shoes of any sort. Mostly combat boots even if they are wearing shorts.
-Pants that have needless straps, chains, or some other loose material hanging off of them / Or really long shorts of the same manner. Primarily bought at your local hot topic or other "rebellious" clothing store.
-Any T-shirt / Jersey / Wife Beater big enough to cover the massive gut they get from lack of physical activity, just as long as it sports the oh so coveted "hatchetman"
-Random spike jewelry or other retarded lookin shit hanging off their body.
-A Dandruff covered beanie derived from lack of showers and piss poor hygeine.
-A psychopathic chain bought from the local fake jewelry kiosk for 12 bucks.
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Rituals
-Not bathing for several weeks,
-Talking about faygo when its actually kinda pricey to import so much for being poor eh.
-Masterbating with their own tears as lubricant after realizing that they have yet to have any contact with the opposite sex whatsoever.
-Hanging out at school making fun of emo kids without realizing they are one step below emo kids.

Clique Evolution-
Everyone Else
Gamer Geeks
Computer Nerds
Retards
Emo Kids
Excessivly Gay Individuals
juggalo/juggalette

by #1 "Hater" October 1, 2007