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jando

a white guy who isn't rich, ignorant, or racist, and doesn't quite fit the definition of "wigger". unlike wiggers, a jando doesnt believe or has never claimed to be black, although he hangs out with almost only minorities, is very outspoken against corporate white america, and is very into true hip hop (not (c)rap such as 50 cent, eminem, and mostly anything u see on tv, which is almost exclusively for white people that think it makes them look cool). a jando never ever ever even considers using the negro word and wants to kill any white person that ever does. a jando, unlike your typical rich, wigger, cannot afford to wear fancy "ghetto" clothes such as ecko and rocowear, but instead dresses "affordable" from places such as footlocker.

a jando is a very inteligent life form well aware of the history of racism in the world, the struggles of poor people in america, and plans on doing something about it in the future. a jando is truly a unique species on this planet. he does not worry about fitting in or conforming with society.

although some may not admit it, a jando is possibly the greatest thing this world has been introduced to...
you kno that jando kid? i hate that kid i mean come on he hangs out with black people, wut a homo...
by yehh May 1, 2006
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Juanocha

An extremely stupid, bullshit move that is perform by douchebags.
Jorge: "i brought my truck to go to school"
Nick: "but you live like a block away!"
Jorge: "so!"
Nick: "that's a juanocha move!"
by panchflores1034 September 24, 2011
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JuanHorse1

NERD who will NEVER get married
JuanHorse1 is such a nerd. He will never get married.
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juanson

slang, referring to the male genitalia
synonmous with jhonson
That man just kicked me in the juanson.
by Keith August 23, 2004
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Juano

*cue James Bond theme*
He is usually referred to as a Sexy God.

His social talents are amazing, having friends everywhere and saying hi to a random person every 3 minutes.

Slim, slender and a very exotic personality.

Like to break through windows, tackle people, make mad passionate sweet love, all for good sport.

Incredibly mean if necessary, never EVER loses an argument.
"Who's that?"
"Who? Oh you mean that guy over there with a lot of friends? That's Juano"
"Wow, he looks awesome! You don't...See ya!"
by Jexxni May 21, 2009
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juandy

a cute ,awesome, hot guy. spanish n' usualyy peruvian orr venezuelan . ,)
ohh shit tht dude is such a juandy.. ! :)
by udntneedztuuhknoo July 6, 2010
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Jumando

A girl with a Jumanji sized bush that goes commando; in other words, she doesn't wear any underwear. This type of girl is typically a hippie chick.
-Did you see that crazy hippie chick last night?

-Yeah, she totally went Jumando.
by valet6969 October 9, 2011
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