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jumping the border

The act in which a male during vaginal intercourse with a women, attempts to insert his penis into the women's rectum, without her consent or knowledge. {The taint acting as a border or boundary line.}
Nick:"Did you get to stick it in her butt?"
Jon:"Ha ha! No I tried to jump the border, but she didn't go for it." {Jumping the border}
by AkiraDeathStar June 14, 2009
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Jumping Jack-Offs

A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion
I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs

The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs
by Cadillac C--Y February 27, 2011
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Jumping Spider

The most adorable kind of spider ever which has big, beautiful eyes.
"What just jumped on you?"
"A jumping spider"
"Aaaaw"
by redrumemsi October 30, 2008
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General Jumpinforabitch

A term popularized on the AOL Rap messageboards around 1999. It expounds more specifically on one of the functions of a "Captain Save-A-Hoe."

Basically, General Jumpinforabitch games/schemes on pussy in the manner of a highly specialized Captain-Save-a-Hoe. He's the guy who will relish the opportunity jump between a man and a woman fighting (verbally or otherwise) in order to curry favor with the woman:

"Hey! HEY!
Whatchoo doing, man?
That's a LADY you're talking to, right there!
Show some RESPECT!"

Generally, Generals end up getting shot.
"I'm arguing with my shorty over some money type shit, and it gets a a little heated.....All of a sudden General Jumpinforabitch pops up out of nowhere like: "Is everything all right here, Miss?" I broke my foot off in his ass and told him to tell his story walkin'....
by WillHigh April 17, 2008
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car jumping

The act of checking cars for unlocked car doors. The person(s) commiting the act of "car jumping" then opens the door and steals whatever is in plain sight. Then you haul ass and get away from the scene of the crime.
Me and my boy once car jumped this one car and got a gameboy SP, baseball glouve, and a wet swimsuit we dumped, thats car jumping for ya!
by D-REAL-201 April 9, 2010
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Stall Jumping

When you have already taken a shit in a public bathroom and realize you are out of tp and have to get up with your pants around your ankles and waddle to the next stall for toilet paper.
Man I saw a dude stall jumping in the bathroom trying to get some tp, that shit was nasty.
by derek2029 March 1, 2013
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Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.
Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!
by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015
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