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Joanne

Legendary name, often associated with someone who is intelligent, fun, and knows how to have a good time. Many of the greatest females to ever have walked the earth were called Joanne.
Joanne is awesomely cool.
by generic genius February 3, 2010
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Johanne

English spelling of the name Johanna reserved for hot girls who normally have a wild side that every guy falls in love with.
Omg dude did you see the hot girl dancing on the bar she was totally a Johanne.

Wow man i wish my girlfriend was a johanne
by phillip the monkey March 22, 2011
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johannes bogaards

Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.
"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"
by Yasho1984 May 28, 2014
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JosAnne

This name (in various spellings) has been common among European royalty, being borne by ruling queens of Naples, Navarre and Castile. Another famous bearer was Joan of Arc, a patron saint of France (where she is known as Jeanne d'Arc), who defeated the English in the battle of Orléans. JosAnnes are known to kick ass and take names.
Wow - She's totally blowing away the competition, she's a real JosAnne.
by otter_jr February 3, 2010
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Joanne

Joanne is a short but extremely sexy girl who has big boobs and a nice ass. It isn't just the appearance but also the brains that will impress you. She may seem innocent and boring at first but once you get to know her you'll find out that she is really funny and an amazing friend.
I would totally fuck a Joanne.

Man she's hot, she's a Joanne.
by iwannafuckyou2 August 28, 2012
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Joanne

Joanne is nice girl, who is funny, weird, smart, talks at the wrong time, good with secrets, thick, and has many friends. She does not like many people, and she will not tell them that she don't like them. She is a beautiful browned skin girl who will always have your back. She can be pretty when she feels like it. She can also be mean sometimes, but she is a friend you do not want to lose.
I want to be Joanne friend.
Joanne is so weird...
Joanne is pretty.
by Factz..._... December 30, 2019
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Johannes Gutenberg

Inventor of the Gutenberg press. Printing has an illustrious history starting when Gutenberg built the first printing press in 1436.
Johannes Gutenberg, a goldsmith and businessman from the mining town of Mainz in southern Germany, borrowed money to develop a technology that changing the world of communication.
by Johannes Gutenberg June 2, 2005
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