rectal jousting

A competition of masculine will, where two men align their buttholes against one another, and the first one to shit wins the match.

Bryan wanted to prove he was manlier than Steve, so Bryan challenged Steve to a game of rectal jousting. Bryan shit first, and won the battle, proving his masculinity was far greater than pansy-assed Steve.

by AmazingAnus January 23, 2017

Justine

a female, reckless yet tamed most of the time.

the most adorable person and the greatest best friend.

Damn, Justines are so rare nowadays.

by the one chick. August 21, 2010

gerbil jousting

when 2 men get on their hands and knees with their asses facing each other with each of them having a gerbil already loaded into their assholes and then place a single clear tube into both participants assholes long enough to fit snugly into both of their asses with enough room in between the two of them to watch the drama unfold. When ready, both contestants try to force each others gerbil into the others asshole, to make it seem as if holding court in the days of king arthur only there are no humans with their lives at stake, instead you are witness to the grand spectacle of gerbil jousting...dressing up the gerbils in time appropriate garb is optional but it does lend a certain air of authenticity to the event. If neither person can force the other gerbil to the other side then you will be witness to the brutal act of hand-to-hand gerbil combat which does happen from time to time. LET THE GAMES BEGIN !!!

MATT: my ass is really sore. MEL: well, maybe you shouldn't have been the official site for this years gerbil jousting contest you big, sloppy fag.

by amanda huginlick March 11, 2010

justine kaye

Justine Kaye is an low-key person. Socializing isn't her thing, she gets shy easily, but she's actually easy to get along when you approaches her first, she's softhearted, smart, kind, and a matured independent woman. But always remember don't break the of Justine Kaye because once she gets hurt, it takes a long time to heal it.

Jace: Do you know that girl in the middle?

Sevi: Oh where Justine Kaye? ah yes, she's kind of shy but honestly she was very fun to be with.

Jace: I want to be friends with her.

by speaking_of_HeR June 7, 2021

Train Jousting

A sport usually conducted by two conflicting red necks in which two parallel trains are heading towards each other. Each redneck would have at arms a standard, medieval style jousting lance. Additionally, they would appear wearing common kitchen supplies such as soup pots and cutting boards as armor. During the event, the trains would charge at each other giving each party an opportunity to strike one another off the train at maximum speed. Although deadly, this sport remains a spectacular way for our friends down south to settle their beef.

Hey Billy! You should've payed your debt you lil' shit. We'll be train jousting the next morning!

by TheSykohRedNeck January 12, 2019

penis jousting

When two men lower their pants to below their knees and then proceed to run at one another with an erect penis. A winner of this competition can be named when one of the competitors begins to bleed from the foreskin or begins to cry.

Ryan Secrest and Rosie O'Donnel went Penis Jousting but Rosie O'Donnel won because her penis is much larger.

by Ben Walker January 17, 2006

Justine

Justine is an awesome girl who has the looks, and the humour. She has gorgeous brown curls and a cute little face, and always manages to keep the boys smiling. You just can't get enough of Justine. With a great fashion sense and body like a babe, she's just so hard to resist. But she's hard to get, so good luck.'

Guy 1: Wow, i had a great time with this awesome girl last night.
Guy 2: Bro, that only means one thing, you were hanging with Justine!
Guy 1: Hell yeah! :D

by Dutwot October 30, 2010