jobear

when you vomit on an individual while performing oral sex

"shay did a jobear on ian's cock"

by Michael .PD August 19, 2007

Jotaro Syndrome

An infectious Tendency, Jotaro syndrome is characterized by the following symptoms:
1. Constantly wearing a school uniform until it merges with your body shape (And you can't tell where the hair ends and the hat begins)
2. Skipping school to go on a field trip to Egypt with your Extremely masculine Grandfather,his fortune-teller friend and a fellow high-schooler, also picking up a funny swordsman along the way.
3. Going on said trip to Egypt to slay a 100-year-old immortal vampire with a god complex named "DIO"
4. Somehow ending up in a crash in any air-related vehicle, even when the pilot has previously fought Aztec Fitness Gods
5. Perfectly locating and extracting vampire brain leeches without any prior surgical experience via Punching Ghost
6. Yelling "ORA ORA ORA" whenever you initiate physical contact with an enemy via the fists or Punching Ghost

The first symptoms to appear are always:

1. A bad attitude towards women
2. Having a semi- or non-present father figure
3. Being aloof and black-haired
4. Watching every season of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure without being a filthy part-skipper
5.Repeatedly muttering "Yare Yare Daze" if anything even remotely stresses you out
6. Calling your mum a bitch
7. Voluntarily going to prison and refusing to leave, even when the guards tell you that you are free to go.
8 Having a secret love of Dolphins and Marine Biology

Jack: Man I heard that Jordan has that Jotaro Syndrome!
Tyrone: I forgot to give him the 15 bucks I owe him, don't tell him I'm here.
Jordan: Give me my 15 bucks! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
*Screaming can be heard for a moment*
Jordan: "Yare Yare Daze"

by Disciple of Brudda Osas December 22, 2020

Jotard

Adjective-
A Jotard is a person who is obsessed with the Japanese TV Series (or commonly known as an anime), JoJo no Kimyō na Bōken, also known as ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure''. They are often found overusing poses, phrases and memes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. There are 2 major scales of this case and Jotards can be annoying with the phrase, ''Is that a JoJo reference?'' There is also another rare scenario where a may evolve from Severe to EXTREMELY SEVERE, and if this ever occurs call a doctor straight away because God knows what misfortune you may have come across.

CASE #1: Mild Jotard
Person A: *Is posing for a competition*
Person B: Isn't that a JoJo reference?
CASE #2: Severe Jotard
Person A: *Walks*
Person B: Ho? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?

CASE #3: EXTREMELY SEVERE JOTARD CALL THE AMBULANCE
Person A: *Breathes*
Person B: OMG IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!?!?!?

by Just a Joetard November 10, 2021

jotaroxjosephlover

Jotaroxjosephlover is a popular creator in Tik Tok who posts ironic videos about the incestuous ship of Jotaro Kujo and Joseph Joestar as a joke.

Uhm, what are you watching

Oh, it's jotaroxjosephlover's latest tik tok

by jotarobreastsmeller April 2, 2023

Jotaro Kujo

The manliest character.

A: Who is that manly guy?
B:His name is Jotaro Kujo.

by Arfin Requiem June 9, 2021

jotarofart

idk talks about mista way too much and has the cutest dog. He also edit’s good ig

“Hey have you heard about jotarofart?”
“No? Who tf is that?”
“Only the coolest mutual ofc”

by Ayoowjat July 16, 2021

Jotaro Kujo

THE MANLIEST FUCKING MAN U EVER SEENT MAN
black air force energy anime character and he’ll ora ora the fucking fuck out of you if you make him into a bridge 😳
the most fucking badass dude you’ll ever meet honestly, he’s never scared and hella strong he’ll punch the shit out of you with his stand until your anus gets launched out of your fucking throat

bad guy: WHERE IS JOTARO? he’s not here right?
other bad guy: no I think it’s safe, C’MON C’MON
bad guy: Alright well there better not be any other badass guys like Jotaro Kujo
Star Platinum: ORA!
both bad guys: OH FUCKITY FUCKING SHIT FUCK SHIT FU-

by kitkatkatze November 29, 2021