curl jockey

1. Someone who goes to the gym and only works out his biceps, triceps, delts.

2. Sometimes its a person that only works out his portions of his upper body. For example. His work out may consist of doing curls, tricep extentions and bench pressing; yet he does not squat, deadlift, dip, etc.

Look at Tony. He's such a curl jockey. I never see that guy in the cage doing squats or deadlifts for that matter.

by Nan M. November 14, 2006

Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.

Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'

by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011

swab jockey

Anyone in the U.S. Navy below the rank of Vice Admiral.

A couple of swab jockeys got drunk and fell off the fantail of their frigate last night.

by ars64 April 15, 2006

window jockey

minimum wage mouth breather who works the drive-thru window at fast food venues.

Burger King definitely has the worst window jockeys.

by Halitosis June 6, 2004

suicide jockey

Trucker slang for a haz-mat (Hazzardous Materials) driver, such as a trucker with a tanker full of jet fuel.

Never ride in a convoy led by suicide jockeys!

by Justus February 3, 2005

nob jockey

another word for a homosexual male who "rides" cock like a jockey would ride a horse

Paul you nob jockey!

by Elcheifio September 4, 2003

Dick Jockey

A person That likes to ride a penis like it was a horse.

Collin Farnsworth

by Anonymous October 20, 2003