Jorie

A beautiful, blonde, curly-haired girl that is a kickass person.

You're so incredible, just like a Jorie!

by hotguuy November 14, 2012

Joris

Big whiff in soccer from a point blank shot on goal.

Dude, did you see that? He just pulled a Joris.

by PMin May 17, 2006

Joryed

When someone tries to help you fix something, but only screws it up worse. Specifically something technical or I.T. related. I.E. cell phones, computers, PDA's, smart phones, software, etc.

"Yeah I kept getting these weird error messages so Dustin came over to help me but he totally Joryed my computer. It won't even turn on now."

by - D January 9, 2009

Joris

Is cool.

Joris is cool.

by FischFresser November 21, 2021

Joris

A Joris is a very helpful person who is always there for his friends. Joris is athletic, loves soccer and basketball and is very good at school. He's shy but loves going out in small groups. You're guaranteed to have fun with him. Joris can cheer anyone up, no matter how badly the other person is doing.

I do not feel good.

Look, Joris is there, he cheers you up!

by bleedingeyes October 15, 2020

joris

a man who dresses with "flashy" shirts and flannels. one who believes that the remote is "the god"

Man that guy is acting like a joris; look how hes craddling that remote.

by pqwrtbhkgquiserbuiagsfw December 15, 2010

Joris

One sexy nigga whomst is obsessed with the fine arts of beer and shrek memes

holy shit, that Joris just stole my girl

by SimonLikesFrogs March 12, 2018