Ugly, overpriced footwear that take $10 to make in buttfuck nowhere, SE Asia and typically go for $150 to $180 in the US. Owners are typically braindead ghettomonkies and mouthbreathing skaters who are still obsessed with Micheal Jordan despite the fact that he retired over a decade ago.
They have become something of a poor man's status symbol as the only people who buy them are people who can't afford them.
Whenever new models come out, go to the nearest mall. I swear it looks like the Rodney King riots.
They have become something of a poor man's status symbol as the only people who buy them are people who can't afford them.
Whenever new models come out, go to the nearest mall. I swear it looks like the Rodney King riots.
Tyrone is charged with 1st degree murder for beating someone to death for taking the last pair of new Air Jordans.
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Get the Creased jordans mug.shoes endorsed by the best basketball player of all time. much respect to mike but ... they are way overrated. they are pretty ugly. they have played-out style. they don't impress anyone besides other jordan posers. if they weren't jordans, then nobody would ever buy them. air jordans are a waste of money for those posers and hypebeasts who have no style.
Sneakerhead: oh ya, son! my mom gave me her cradit crd so i jus bot a 3rd a pair of IV's!!!11
Hypebeast: dats awesome!!!!!@@ so you pretty much got the same thing but a difrent color????
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Hypebeast: u r 2 kooool! i luv jordansss!
Sneakerhead: inorite!
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Hypebeast: dats awesome!!!!!@@ so you pretty much got the same thing but a difrent color????
Sneakerhead: dam rite!!!@!!!2
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Sneakerhead: inorite!
Girl: You guys are lame...
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