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Air Jordans

Ugly, overpriced footwear that take $10 to make in buttfuck nowhere, SE Asia and typically go for $150 to $180 in the US. Owners are typically braindead ghettomonkies and mouthbreathing skaters who are still obsessed with Micheal Jordan despite the fact that he retired over a decade ago.

They have become something of a poor man's status symbol as the only people who buy them are people who can't afford them.

Whenever new models come out, go to the nearest mall. I swear it looks like the Rodney King riots.
Tyrone is charged with 1st degree murder for beating someone to death for taking the last pair of new Air Jordans.
by vT3x January 28, 2012
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Mexican Jordans

Shoes that were deemed ugly,cheap, or fake by the industry and people.
"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"

"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"

"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀

- must be them mexican Jordans"
by ALAAKAYYYYYYYYY360 June 30, 2020
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Cum on my jordans

Someone who came on someones jordan
by Gusedwardsx1 April 17, 2022
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Jordans

basketball shoes for people that don't play basketball
ex:

person 1: dude you just stepped on my jordans!?! they where like 350 dollars!?! i put everything i had in those
person 2: kys
by Papa Kancer October 21, 2016
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Creased jordans

When a black guy goes on a murderous rampage
"Oh shit that guy has creased jordans! Run for your lives!"
by Gilliams May 23, 2022
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jordans

shoes endorsed by the best basketball player of all time. much respect to mike but ... they are way overrated. they are pretty ugly. they have played-out style. they don't impress anyone besides other jordan posers. if they weren't jordans, then nobody would ever buy them. air jordans are a waste of money for those posers and hypebeasts who have no style.
Sneakerhead: oh ya, son! my mom gave me her cradit crd so i jus bot a 3rd a pair of IV's!!!11
Hypebeast: dats awesome!!!!!@@ so you pretty much got the same thing but a difrent color????
Sneakerhead: dam rite!!!@!!!2
Hypebeast: u r 2 kooool! i luv jordansss!
Sneakerhead: inorite!
Girl: You guys are lame...
by elaine!!!! April 13, 2008
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Purple Jordans

A type of ecstasy pill that is purple in color and has a shoe on the front. Especially popular in Washington, specifically the 206 and 425.
Yo dude, last night i was so thizzed off of those purple jordans.
by alex24 April 13, 2007
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