Jooosh

The act of fucking up or messing up.
Missing out on an opportunity.
Someone who screws up daily, often accompanied with the suffix: -bag

Your're jooshing up hard right now.
You joooshed up hard this time.
Quit being such a jooosh-bag.

by ma-wally February 24, 2010

hooba jooba

A term used to express suprise or shock. Can be synonym for Another term for "Holy cow!" or "Holy shit!" Taken from vgcats.com.

"Hooba jooba you scared the crap out of me!"

by Worm April 14, 2005

Joobs

Kim Namjoon's pecks/nipples. The exact same thing as namtiddies

Jack (a BTS fanboy, Namjoon-biased) - "Dude, did you see the joobs when we went to see BTS last week?"
Alex (a BTS fanboy, another member-biased) - "What the f*** are joobs?"
Jack - "You know, the namtiddies!"
Alex - "Oh, they were hot!"

by yourfriendlyirishpotato February 27, 2019

joombie

An aboriginal word for penis

Jon Lazari has a massive joombie

by KEdan October 28, 2016

Joobs

Kim Namjoon’s boobs

Look at those joobs.

by UrbanStvn January 21, 2019

joobs

a jewish woman's titties

sometimes referred to as "joobies"

the mother of my jewish friend kyle has got some gargantuan joobs

by mikas July 25, 2008

jooos!

a group which, according to Howard Zinn and Cindy Sheehan, caused the Black Death, World War 1, the fall of the Roman Empire, and the Iraq War, has been behind every Republican administration ever, owns the large evil corporations, pollutes the world, and is responsible for the collapse of the World Worker's Soviet State.

Howard Zinn: Cindy, if you don't have sex with me, the jooos! will have won.
Cindy Sheehan: I'll get the soy sauce and mittens.

by Ed Zimmer December 18, 2007