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Jontastic

A: I'm working 15 hours today. Doing a 9-Cl.
B: That's fully jontastic!
by Cassie Rich January 7, 2009
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Johntravitis

A terrible disorder with horrible symptoms such as an inexplicable dress sense, naturally slick, greasy hair, ever thickening eyebrows, and worst of all dance related tourettes syndrome.
Jimmy Carr is the only know living sufferer of john travitis, and he is only in the early syndrome of the disease. The dance related dance syndrome is only apparent in the latter stages of the disease. JOHNTRAVITiS!
by chewrocket October 27, 2008
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Jontavious Q

A really cool dude who has a Shlonky and Fucks ALLLL the bitches
Dude who heard what happened Jontavious Q fucked my mom and my grandma at the SAME time.
by TOomp February 21, 2021
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Jontay

You are honest, benevolent, brilliant and often inventive, full of high inspirations. You are courageous, honest, determined, original and creative. You are a leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes you do not care to finish what you start, and may leave details to others. You can do well in position of authority, and prospers in intellectual and professional fields.You are frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order.
Dependable, very down-to-earth and well grounded, you are always looking for meaningful work, a career where you can take pride in your work and do the best job you are capable of. Your prime desire is to build protected and secure environment at home and at work. You can be very persuasive in achieving goals and gaining objectives. You can be very detailed and well-organized and possess great organizational skills. At times you may appear too stubborn and overly critical to others, but your practical approach to life and productivity makes you one of the most beneficent members of community.
Jontay is so cool and funny.
by Jjnicole March 25, 2019
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Jonray

A guy who, no matter what you do for him or how much you care about him, will ALWAYS fall for someone else, usually right in front of you.
That guy is such a Jonray, but I can't help falling for him.
by Reaperxx September 27, 2013
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Jontas

Someone that is a not very well liked.Can be annoying or just totally hateful.
I was walking home the other day with my friend...suddenly i saw a some bloke wearing very unfashionable attire, at which point i commmented to my friend, "what a Jontas that gimp is!". He agreed.
by Bob Hotley(Staarr) March 13, 2004
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Joltrage

When someone flips and goes crazy on a lan by being owned in some game. Similar to roidrage except for steroids he has overdosed on Jolt cola..
When someone flips and goes crazy on a lan by being owned in some game he goes Joltrage. Similar to roidrage except for steroids he has overdosed on Jolt cola..
by [swe]Cav. May 27, 2010
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