jonish

A new form of religion in which you worship the Jonas Brothers unconditionally.

"Dude, I'm totally converting to Jonishnism."

by K&C January 19, 2008

Jenius

Pronounced "Jenn-yus" (not "Jean-yus"): "Jenius" is not a misspelling of "Genius" as claimed by the Fake News.

Noun masc.: 1) A moron who considers himself an expert on everything.

2) Term coined by Pres. Donald Trump as the complete and perfect description of himself.

I am the Jenius. {Note: "the" is correct usage; "a" is not. Thankfully we have only one jenius on planet earth.

by DaSunshine April 21, 2020

jonus

if your names Jonus, you must have a massive cock. It’s literally law. Jonus is the more manlier and sexier version of ‘Jonas’ Jonas is more of a pussy name while Jonus is a sexy term that can also be used to describe a large cock.

Wow!! That dude has a huge Jonus!!
Wow that Jonus guy is sexy and has a meaty cock, i wanna give him a lick!!

by BussumLicker November 22, 2021

junius

the first name of the best rapper of all time

i love junius rodgers

by little hotwheels October 28, 2022

Jenius

The middle name of the president of America, often mistaken for Jewish as he loves them so much.

Ryan: “man the president loves jewish people so much”
Chris: “no Ryan it doesn’t stand for Jewish it stands for Jenius”

by the token idiot September 29, 2020

Jondus

A sexually transmitted disease that you can get only by buttsex.

I had buttsex with kate last night and I think I gave her jondus.

by Jsols December 25, 2008

junius

Flagrantly homosexual male who feels he is somehow special for being so. May show a massive paedophiliac nature as well as the desire to argue endlessly about political topics he knows nothing about.

"Dude, you're such a fucking junius.", "Why don't you go have another circle-jerk with 14 year olds, junius?"

by Elmoogle December 21, 2003