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Jughead Jones

A character from the CW show, Riverdale, which is based off of the Archie comics. Jughead Jones is sarcastic and moody, his trademark usually being his crown-like beanie. He was involved in the case of Jason Blossom's murder and the case of the Black Hood. He is best friends with Archie Andrews and basically the rest of the main characters of the show. Also a very underrated character.
Basic Bitch: "Jughead Jones is one of the worst in Riverdale."

Me: "Ummmmmmm....correct me if I'm wrong, which I'm not, but he is one of the greatest."
by rainbxo June 19, 2018
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Kim Jong un

Some North Korean crackhead who liked nukes and the military (but he's a dictator)
Kim Jong un also mistakes lunch for launch
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John Paul Jones

The God of bassists exists in a Holy triumvirate. Father Mccartney, Son Entwistle, Holy Spirit John Paul Jones. Just like the Holy Spirit, JPJ doesn't get enough credit for his contributions. He can play the bass better with his FEET then most bands bassists can with their hands. A talented multi instrumentalist, his contributions to the rock world are under appareciated in the extreme.
That superstar basketball player who scored 1 less basket then Cobie, what was his name?

I dunno man, he is a John Paul Jones
by TheWaitingIsTheHardestPart February 13, 2015
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Alex Jones

I don't know, but he sure doesn't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay.

He also sells wacky supplements like SUPER MALE VITALITY and BRAIN FORCE PLUS.
by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021
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Broskiana Jones

Noun - A friend/brother that likes going on bad ass adventures. Whether it be Searching for The Lost Ark, Cup of Christ or The Temple of Doom.

Broskiana Jones is a crossbreed between
Bro and Indiana Jones
Philip: Hey there Broskiana Jones, hows it going? Have you found the Lost Ark yet?
Broskiana Jones: Naa I've been down on my luck.
Philip: Come on man get your game face on!
by Jason Spazington October 4, 2009
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Fart Bucket Jones

Well his name is, Fart Bucket Jones.
And he likes to stay alone,
in his rat infested home,
in New Orleeeeeaaans!
There goes that old Fart Bucket Jones fellow, probably out buying groceries for them cursed swamp rats.
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lee jong suk

HEY LOOK ITS LEE JONG SUK
by BATTELLE November 18, 2016
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