handle the jandal

To be capable of managing an experience

"he couldn't handle the jandal"

by Pete January 20, 2004

No me jodas

A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.

Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"

Friend: But Ronaldo is better than Messi because he is more tan.
Me: Pero no me jodas!!!

by sirsirpirsir September 6, 2016

Jonah Mae

blessings to jsl, a queen

Jonah Mae is our queen

by zestochocooo June 26, 2021

Jonah

Normally breaks the table.

Me: What did you do?
Jonah: Broke the table!!

by Wiredgurlly November 5, 2019

jonahjob

eating as many girls out in one night as possible

eating lots of pussy
aka jonahjob

by jonah6969 November 24, 2011

Jonah beck

Jonah beck is a majestic creature.

Cyrus goodman (whispering):it's jonah beck

Me (at the same time cuz i know all the lines):jonah beck

Rinp jy*us

by Hehe bob duncan November 2, 2018

Jonabelle

Hi, I'm Jonabelle. Others may seem to find me as a bubbly person who often laugh for no reason. Little did they know that it's just my coping mechanism to lessen my problems. I am emotionally sensitive but physically strong facing people around me how my life should be based on my personality. I was born being humble and secretive about my journeys in life. Mature and knows how to withstand my self in every situation. Build a strong relationship with trust issues. Not showy, not clingy, and not your typical sweetheart. Unfortunately, love language is physical touch.

Seriously, seeing Jonabelle in person eagers me to know her wellbeing. She has a unique versatility that confuses many.

by yourjgirl November 23, 2021