Jonas

Jonas has the ass that will make you go insane for the rest of your entire fucking life. He may be a little toxic, but if he isn't toxic to you, you know he is a keeper. Jonas makes you go insane in the membrane, and insane in the brain, whether you are a boy or a girl. This guy is a keeper, because you know he has a stack of whole milk whenever you need it. But what a faggot

Jonas is such a hottie, it's too bad that he isn't single

by Penis Lover 212 April 15, 2019

Jonas

an idiot that does not stop talking

omg jonas never stops talking

by sassssmaster345 May 1, 2019

Jonas

The name given to a widely popular boy-band who have billions of screaming and crying over-fanatic fans. Usually used in the tween group expressions.

"Oh My Jonas"

by Ohh, JB LOVE. March 21, 2009

Jonas

A fat ass guy who cant move and play on a patato everyday a.k.a A mountain

Random peson: Hey Jonas wanna go out and do somt stuff ??

Jonas: No f*** off im gonna play on my patato everyday

Jonas: Its everyday bro!

#Jonas #Bro #Patato #GIVE ME MONEY PLEASE

by Da Beast Of All NigNogs June 27, 2017

Jonas

Usually a name givin to a guy with a big ass fcking cock givin from birth 14 inch as a baby

Wow there goes jonas i know hes packing

by Not Cool dude April 23, 2021

Jonas

Someone who has smelly breath and enjoys being farted on.

Guy 1: Ew, look at that guy over there getting farted on
Guy 2: Must be a Jonas
Guy 1: yea, his breath smells bad too

by sebber July 18, 2019

Jonas

Another word for a womans vagina.

I was in the bedroom beating up the jonas last night.

She shaves her jonas.

That girl may not be a model but she has some good jonas.

I hope the next time i take my girl out i can get some jonas from her cute butt.

by The surveyer December 27, 2005