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Jökulhlaup

A phenomenon encountered when drinking out of a tall glass with ice that has lodged in the glass, caused by tipping the glass beyond a critical angle to drink, resulting in the ice dislodging and sending a rush of liquid and ice over the drinker's face.
I should have shaken my glass before trying to drink to avoid a Jökulhlaup, but I didn't and now have my drink all over my face and shirt.
by Ryan of the Alleys August 16, 2011
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Jozuha

Jozuha is a unique person. He is a deeply kind boy, who will always seek to understand his loved ones and support them. In addition to his great sense of humor, particularly black humor, he is also very clever: he understands and assimilates very quickly. Despite his homey tendency, he will always be up for a party, where he can make new friends since he is very sociable. If you know a Jozuha, do not let him go and keep him with you: he is someone loyal, and who will not hesitate to put everyone on their backs to protect and support their friends. It will also be a shoulder to lean on if you have a problem. If you have a crush on him, don't worry, he's a sex god and a 69 man, with a huge dick. One of his bad sides? He's dirty.
Oh, a Jozuha is coming here
by Lia_Heaav November 23, 2021
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Jokular

Not to be confused with its like buddy 'jocular', Jokular has a clear distinction surrounding the type of humor it alludes to. Jokular is the humor people find in seeing meat heads at the gym and how seriously they take themselves, thereby deriving a light youthful glow to all onlookers.
Check out that jokular muscle bound freak, his can of Ax is about to fall out of his banana hammock.
by custombloke December 18, 2011
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Jökull

Icelandic humanoid bucks bunny looking glacier that is often to fucking skinny

Likes computers but doesn’t have to manny of them

Often has manny cats
He that dude likes video games and cats he is definitely a jökull
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jokhai

A ancient god that was remebered by many people. Many people believe that he will come back disguised and watch over everyone.
by sean April 30, 2003
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Jokuntro

The will to change and create yourself a new name, not one that was forced upon you. Jokuntru resembles living in solitude within a suffering family, a dusty man or a woman that passes out mid night whilst her cigerette is still burning between her fingers. Jokuntru is self aware yet can't be tamed.
Jokuntro; an individual of selfnawareness although stubborn

"Jokuntru (noun) spent all his money on cigarettes and now cant find a light.."

Jokuntrual (adjective): It was specifically jokuntrual of him to go back and pays them all a visit..
by Jokuntru October 26, 2018
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Jökull

Icelandic humanoid bucks bunny looking glacier is often two fucking skinny.

likes computers but often does not have manny
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