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johnston high school 

A school with privileged kids who think they have it the worst. Half of them think they’re in a gang, and the other half can barely even spell their first name. The .02% that actually want to learn can barely focus because of the ratchet ass girls who come in pajamas and scream. They think yelling at the teachers is cute. People at johnston high school need to sit the f*ck down and realize that 1. they’re not cute 2. they’re going to end up no where after high school 3. the teachers are there to teach 4. you’re there to learn 5. you’re privileged as he*l. Just because you see a water leakage spot once a year doesn’t mean you have it bad. And i mean, will 90% of them on some kind of government assistance, they reallyyyy shouldn’t be complaining.
1:You go to Johnston High School?
2: Yea! It sucks, it’s smelly, the teachers are so mean and literally won’t let me juul in class. What a b*tch. Gang gang.
1: You have free education and your compla.... ok.
johnston high school by mak57 August 3, 2019
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Johnston Drive By 

When someone goes to pick up someone from the airport or bus depot, but only drives by the front till that person is outside. this is also a way to save money due to the fact that you do not need to pay for parking. also refer to Johnston
Yeah frank just pulled a "Johnston Drive By" when he picked me up today what a lazy f@#$!
Johnston Drive By by Newbie123321 October 20, 2008

johnston sesh

I'm gonna go have a johnston sesh
johnston sesh by Blem97 October 15, 2017

Johnston, Iowa 

The city of blonde haired, blue eyed, skanks.
Person A: I really hate Johnston, Iowa
Person B: So does everybody man
Johnston, Iowa by Myapeters<3 July 17, 2021

John Johnston

Sometimes referred to as the the double J, the JJ or the Big John J. This is the act of removing ones penis from a male/female orifice and placing it into another without wiping.
1) I met his hot chick and I double J'd her bad.
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston
John Johnston by The Word Dude November 11, 2011

Daniel Johnston 

Musician and artist who suffers from Bipolar Disorder. Has a cult following, but achieved little commercial success. His music is marked by profound emotion.
"Remember when Kurt Cobain wore that Daniel Johnston shirt? More famous people should do that."
Daniel Johnston by EdgarM. November 29, 2007

Daniel Johnston 

A musical genius and a great artist with bi polar disorder. His music is characterized by simple guitar/piano and painfully direct lyrics. A lot His early works in the 80's is recorded on a sanyo boombox. His biggest influence is the Beatles.
Mike: Hey Bob Dylan was cool but was he cool enough to make money on lo-fi cheap cassettes
larry: Yeah Daniel Johnston is way cool
Daniel Johnston by Irie Fire January 20, 2009