Jowairya

A very sexy specimen that u will provide with your kids any day. Shes also such a wonderful piece of flesh that walks on this earth everyday. When she steps foot on earth the whole planet lights up you feel me

Daniel: DAAYUUUUMMM LOOK AT THAT SEXY CUNT
Youssef : WOAH THATS DEFINITELY A JOWAIRYA

Tamara: i would definitely turn lesbian for her

by Croconacock June 12, 2021

Joga TV

A series of football (soccer) commercials by Nike promoting the "beauty" of the sport and showing examples of "how it should be". The host of these clips is Eric Cantona, a legendary Manchester United footballer who promotes fair play and passion, but hates the pulling of shirts and voilence on the field yet he once unleashed a kung fu kick on a fan back in 1995.

There should be a Joga TV clip featuring Zidane and his headbutt, maybe that would "make the ball happy"

by daveless August 3, 2006

jonwangonfire

A person, who despite his title, is in fact not on fire and is actually relatively neurotic. But one says it to instill excitement in a crowd.

Guy 1: "Hey, isn't that Jon Wang over there?"
Guy 2: "Hey it is! Jonwangonfire! What's up dude?"

by bolic November 1, 2010

joga bonito

A common saying by many soccer players around the world meaning, "Play pretty". It comes from the Portugese language.

The Nike Soccer ads with Eric Cantona advertising Joga Bonito

by Janie Doe April 24, 2006

Joway

A man whose clout level is over everyone’s. Joway owns the world and everyone, including you. He is the smartest human being alive and has more chromosomes than the world population. If you run into Joway, you better watch out because he's stealing your girl, your family, your kids, and your pride.

Jim: Did you go to the football game last night?
Tom: Nah dawg, I couldn’t let savannah and Joway keep getting it on

by Tykeem Evans January 12, 2019

Jogan

Jogan is a man that swears he is the coolest. Jogan believes he is a born leader but really should stick to the bench. He is one of those guys that just gets hyped as fuck on snapchat for no reason and shotguns a Bang every fucking day because he is bad ass. Any Jogan believes they will be the best football players ever especially if they play: Quaterback, Tight End, or Defensive End. Easiest way to find a Jogan is to spot the disgusting man bun on top of his head and no matter the weather a cut of T-shirt, compression pants, and a beanie while always keeping a duffel bag on him at all times.

Tio: Hey did you guys see Jogan's story ?
Brett: Yea I did not know he could bench 225 .
Tio: yea I know. did you see him run three miles in the rain ?
Brett: yes! I'm so glad he is my starting Quarterback.

by jimmyboobs69 August 29, 2019

Josward

A gift of god or a name typically given to guys

Oh look it’s josward over there

by Mimimomo June 12, 2021